I'm drunk. Ask me anything.

[Rocketman]

And.... go.

 

[Soapy]

Why post on a forum while drunk? I've never understood the appeal.

 

[SpideyFan866]

What did you drink to get drunk, and how drunk did what you drank make you?

 

[Rocketman]

Why post on a forum while drunk? I've never understood the appeal.

Your second statement is a statement not a question.

And firstly... I want to give life advice right now.

 

[charl_huntress]

You done you drinking for the night?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Have you ever actually been to space, or do just call yourself rocketman because you want us to think you're cool

 

[Hal_Jordan]

Why are you not responding fast enough? Is it because you're drunk?

 

[Rocketman]

What did you drink to get drunk, and how drunk did what you drank make you?

Whiskey, and it made me whiskey for the whiskey, I think.

 

[Rocketman]

you done you drinking for the night?

for the night, and to infinity and beyond

 

[Rocketman]

why are you not responding fast enough? Is it because you're drunk?

no,

 

[charl_huntress]

for the night, and to infinity and beyond

Did you go for a fifth or something spectacular, or did you wimp out and come to the Hype after only a few shots?

 

[Rocketman]

Have you ever actually been to space, or do just call yourself rocketman because you want us to think you're cool

i've been to infinity and beyonnnnnnnd

 

[Rocketman]

Did you go for a fifth or something spectacular, or did you wimp out and come to the Hype after only a few shots?

i've been nursing several big drinks... whiskey and coke

 

[Sawyer]

Making a thread promoting your own drunken behavior, How utterly SELF INVOLVED!!!


[/secretly jealous I didn't do it first]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Real talk RM, if you're a dude can you admit that we actually have lower standards than women think and that as long as a female of the species is decently hygienic, has a personality we find charming and even marginally appeals to us physically we will hit it? Just saying ladies, but all the effort you put into the dance between the sexes is wasted energy.

 

[Rocketman]

Making a thread promoting your own drunken behavior, How utterly SELF INVOLVED!!!


[/secretly jealous I didn't do it first]

damn right sonnnn

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Will you remember me in the morning?

 

[charl_huntress]

i've been nursing several big drinks... whiskey and coke

What's the proper ratio of whiskey and coke?

 

[dodgers2213]

i'm getting my buzz on two brutha. I don't have beer when my champagne runs out, so it'll have to be patron to finish me off

 

[Rocketman]

Real talk RM, if you're a dude can you admit that we actually have lower standards than women think and that as long as a female of the species is decently hygienic, has a personality we find charming and even marginally appeals to us physically we will hit it? Just saying ladies, but all the effort you put into the dance between the sexes is wasted energy.

louis ck said it best... .women can have sex ANY time they want. ANY TIME. No matter who she is. Men don't have that ability.

 

[Rocketman]

Will you remember me in the morning?

of course

 

[Rocketman]

What's the proper ratio of whiskey and coke?

WHISKEY >>>>>>>>>> coke

 

[Rocketman]

i'm getting my buzz on two brutha. I don't have beer when my champagne runs out, so it'll have to be patron to finish me off

good luck my dude

 

[dodgers2213]

its funny you mentioned louis ck, because i'm rewatching his Oh My God special. hysterical sober, piss inducing while buzzing. going to watch a few other comedian faves of mine this evening

 

[DarkSentinel]

Rocketman, what is the meaning of life?


And how do we exorcise the demon out of Sawyer?