You know you're drunk when...

[Drakon]

When you let two chicks you were going to try to sleep with feed you more liquor and play checkers on your stomach

 

[Ender Durden]

decide to go out for a late night swim and without noticing put ur board shorts on inside out and backwards.

get a curiously strong craving for mexican food at 2 in the morning (if your from San Diego you know this feeling)

 

[Mrh7448]

You know your drunk when you do a breakfall into a huge mud puddle

You know your drunk when you pay a stripper with a 5 cent Canadian Tire coupon instead of a 20.

 

[knowsbleed]

get a curiously strong craving for mexican food at 2 in the morning (if your from San Diego you know this feeling)

Filiberto's = *hiccup*

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You know you're drunk when you make the same thread multiple times.

Eh hem.

 

[Drizzle]

You know you're drunk when you have a 10 minute conversation with a girl you just met about how penises are uglier than vaginas. (Yes, I really did)

 

[bullets]

You Know you're drunk when your buddy stops making out with a girl and you try to get with her 2 minutes later

 

[knowsbleed]

You know you're drunk when you make the same thread multiple times.

Eh hem.

I have never created this exact thread with this exact thread title with the exact same content in it before.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I have never created this exact thread with this exact thread title with the exact same content in it before.

Oh, sorry, the last one only had two periods in the title.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You know your drunk when on your 21st birthday you get wasted at an Applebee's and think it's cool.

 

[knowsbleed]

Anytime you're having fun it's cool.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

True. Haha!

It wasn't me though, I watched it all happen last night. (39 cent wings nights are da bomb). It would have been me, granted I forgot my I.D at home in a wallet I lost 3 months ago.

 

[knowsbleed]

You're know you're drunk when you try to stick your keys into the keyhole and you start moving the key in and out because you didn't score that night.

 

[Spider-Who?]

wow. desperate much?

 

[knowsbleed]

It was more of an instinctual reaction than desperation.

 

[Drakon]

When you wake up naked, in the pantry, eating raw elbow macaroni.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You know you're a red neck when you go to a family reuinion looking for a date.

Oh wait, wrong thing.

You know you're drunk when you go to a family reunion looking for a date.

Yeah, I could steal all of his jokes and replace "red neck" with "drunk" and you guys wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Which, it wouldn't surprise me if some of you already are doing.

 

[knowsbleed]

You know EVERYBODY is drunk when the whole bar starts singing along to your awesome rendition of Don't Stop Believin' with you at a karaoke bar.

 

[Gilpesh]

You know you're drunk when, you're talking to the cops and your pockets are all filled with booze that you shouldn't have on you and the reason you're talking to the cops is just to have a conversation and has nothing to do with you being in trouble.

 

[AlteredEgo]

You know EVERYBODY is drunk when the whole bar starts singing along to your awesome rendition of Don't Stop Believin' with you at a karaoke bar.

This sounds life-alteringly awesome.

 

[Halloween]

You know you're drunk when every answer you have for someone is, "Dude! I know!!!"

 

[knowsbleed]

This sounds life-alteringly awesome.

Summer of '69 was a hit that night as well.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

...you're me right meow

 

[AndThePickles]

...you're me right meow

Haha

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

You know when your drunk when you **** the neighbors cat.