I'm In Love!!!

[TEDDY]

I just discovered this restaurant called BOJANGLES' and it is the greatest thing to happen to biscuits since the invention of the biscuit!!!

The restaurant is established for their exceptional Southern Fried Chicken Biscuits, using only fresh ingredients. (No frozen food or old biscuits)


I just discovered this restaurant yesterday. The Southern Fried Chicken Biscuit is good, no doubt, but paying $3 for a biscuit without even getting a drink or some hashbrowns or something makes me feel a little ripped off.


But the one thing that is going to keep me coming back for more is this special dessert entry that they serve!

Three words:

CINNAMON SWEET BISCUITS!!!



Imagine the best qualities of a Cinnamon Roll and a Biscuit rolled into one! Can you imagine that? Can your human minds comprehend this creation?


A treat that is trully fit for the Care Bear gods! So Sweet... and warm... and fluffy... and just... there aren't enough words in the dictionary that can describe it. It's just utter bliss.


And the icing!!! The Icing!!! You think those Pilsbury Strudel, do-it-yourself icing is awesome? NONONO!!! Thats child's play compared to BOJANGLES'!!! They take a bottle (not a cheap little pouch, a ****ING BOTTLE!!!) and lather that thing up correctly right in front of you!


I got a half dozen of those and my stitches are literally busting over here!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Muscles?

 

[Fran]

FRAN!!! up:

 

[Erzengel]

I knew a man Bojangles and he’ll dance for you in worn out shoes.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Stitches? Where do you have...stitches?

 

[Kaboom]

aw........

http://www.stormyz.com/images/carebear10.jpg

 

[TEDDY]

Stitches? Where do you have...stitches?

Where don't I have stitches?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If I took everything that mildly annoys me in an uninteresting way, poured it into a cauldron of brownish gray glop and then the cauldron was struck by lightning...TEDDY would crawl out and I'd say,
"It's alive. "

 

[TEDDY]

If I took everything that mildly annoys me in an uninteresting way, poured it into a cauldron of brownish gray glop and then the cauldron was struck by lightning...TEDDY would crawl out and I'd say,
"It's alive. "

Whatever strobe. I'm just saying, these biscuits are awesome!!!

They apparently even a Raspberry Sweet Biscuit! But I refuse to be seduced by the power of that force, no matter how tempting!

 

[Showtime]

I am interested in how their chicken is, we don't have them around here.

 

[Cmill216]

Snaps, I use to go to this Bojangles back home all the time in 5th grade.

But then I developed a gut and stopped eating that s***. But damn, those iced blueberry biscuits were the ish.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Whatever strobe. I'm just saying, these biscuits are awesome!!!

What are they paying you?

 

[Mee]

Muscles?

Don't compare TEDDY to muscles.

 

[TEDDY]

What are they paying you?

Nothing... Yet.


But if they give me unlimited access to those Sweet Biscuits, I'll do all their commercials, free of charge!


MMMMMMM!!!

 

[TEDDY]

Don't compare TEDDY to muscles.

That's right. No body can compare to my muscles! TEDDY!

 

[Babs Gordon]

Haha Teddy is in the bag.

 

[Duende Verde]

FRAN!!! up:

DUENDE!!!

 

[Immortalfire]

FIRE!!!

Somehow I thought you had hooked up with Teddy Ruxpin or something.

 

[Sensi]

I have eaten in one and yes, they are yummy!

 

[TEDDY]

I have eaten in one and yes, they are yummy!

She speaks the TRUTH!

 

[jimmy]

Jimmy!

 

[The Lizard]

Timmy!

 

[Antonello Blueberry]

I didn't get a thing. Do they make biscuits out of fried chicken at Bojangles?

 

[jaguarr]

FRAN!!! up:

DUENDE!!!

Hahaha!

Haha Teddy is in the bag.

I'll be honest, I had to look at it several times before I realized that it was the feet of his silly stuffed bear and not a lump of sh1t oozing out of the bag.

jag

 

[StorminNorman]

Its time Teddy stops his bachelor, care free ways and settles down with a nice plaything.

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