New Poisonous Spider In The Us!

[Brendan]

It sucks to think they didn't know their asses got bit by a spider while they were doing their business.

 

[Kritish]

This has been circulating for several years, don't trust news you read from chain letters. It's a real spider though, it's actually kind of cute.

 

[Brendan]

This has been circulating for several years, don't trust news you read from chain letters. It's a real spider though, it's actually kind of cute.

This is my first time hearing it.

 

[Kritish]

NEVER trust chain-letter.

 

[Shuley]

Wtf? What's the spider look like?

He's red and blue with white eyes.

 

[Matt]

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/telamonia.asp

I figured as much when there was no credible link and it sounds just like an urban legend. Thanks

 

[xwolverine2]

im never going to olive garden again......ever...end of story..... no questions

 

[Jennifer Walters]

This **** still scares me into checking the lid on the toilet now.

Luckily I never use public restrooms for that anyways.

 

[Wolfwood]

Even if this were real, I think I'd be okay. I always check any toilet seat before I sit on it. Movies have made me paranoid about being killed while on the toilet, I refuse to go out like that.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Oil well drillers were drilling in Kansas. They heard a loud roar from the well, sent a microphone down it, and got real, actual recordings of countless sould be tormented in a literal, molten Hell at the center of the Earth.

When they pulled the microphone up, a family of these spiders had stowed away on it, and they built a new life in America.

I heard that his lady went to Mexico and she found this little dog on the street, and it was kind of ugly, but she fell in love with it and then when she went back home, she had to stay in a hotel but the dog was sick so she brought a vet to it and the vet said "That's no dog, it's a rat!" and then he drugged her and stole her kidneys and left a message on the mirror that said, "Now you have AIDS" and when she went to the door, there was a HOOK hanging on the knob!

And the spider lived on the hook.

 

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