In college? Want girls? Use the Method!

[DDRSkata]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sqjQxuUIriA

Matt Chaos explains the Method. It works. It's awesome. Geeks (like me and Matt Chaos) love it.

 

[Man-Thing]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sqjQxuUIriA

Matt Chaos explains the Method. It works. It's awesome. Geeks (like me and Matt Chaos) love it.

So this is basically an introduction into what common people call "STALKING".

No one in that video has ever "scored".

 

[DDRSkata]

So this is basically an introduction into what common people call "STALKING".

No one in that video has ever "scored".

Or rather, what common people call "dating." You know, learn her interests, talk to her, take her out, talk to her more, take her out more, mixtape, talk to her about more personal things, take her out more, and score. Essentially.

And yes, people in the video have, in fact, scored.

 

[jaguarr]

Awwwww. Our little DDRSkata is growing up and discovering girls.

jag

 

[Fledermaus]

did you say mixtape? 2006 not 1986.

 

[DDRSkata]

Awwwww. Our little DDRSkata is growing up and discovering girls.

jag

Funny.

t:

 

[DDRSkata]

did you say mixtape? 2006 not 1986.

If you watch the video, Prof. Chaos says go for a mixtape instead of a mix CD because it's more original.

 

[jaguarr]

Let me get this straight. You're taking tips on how to score with women from a guy who calls himself Professor Chaos?

jag

 

[dmcnx]

Where the **** have you been?

 

[jaguarr]

Where the **** have you been?

Are you talking to me?

jag

 

[DDRSkata]

Let me get this straight. You're taking tips on how to score with women from a guy who calls himself Professor Chaos?

jag

He doesn't call himself Professor Chaos. We call him Professor Chaos. Because his punk rock stage name is Matt Chaos. We also call him the Mza, Matty Chaos Chart, and Matty Peach Cobbler.

And he gets more than his fair share of womenfolk, let me tell ya.

 

[DDRSkata]

Where the **** have you been?

College, haha. Busy with school. And by school, I mean being social.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I got a grand idea, I know it sounds crazy. But if you see a girl you like in your class or where ever. F***ING talk to her, go up and introduce yourself and say "hey how are you".....

 

[Lackey]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sqjQxuUIriA

Matt Chaos explains the Method. It works. It's awesome. Geeks (like me and Matt Chaos) love it.

 

[jaguarr]

I got a grand idea, I know it sounds crazy. But if you see a girl you like in your class or where ever. F***ING talk to her, go up and introduce yourself and say "hey how are you".....

Pffft! That's just crazy talk! Women are complex and scary. You have to deal with them in an intricate and contrived manner!

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Pffft! That's just crazy talk! Women are complex and scary. You have to deal with them in an intricate and contrived manner!

jag

You're right, guys like us will never get any....more than we've already gotten.

 

[jaguarr]

You're right, guys like us will never get any....more than we've already gotten.

I'm pretty sure that when I die, it's going to be a Death By Sex kind of thing.

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I'm pretty sure that when I die, it's going to be a Death By Sex kind of thing.

jag

Yeah but that's because you do the kind of things that happen to be in my avatar.

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah but that's because you do the kind of things that happen to be in my avatar.

Oh, like YOU'VE never had sex involving a talking meatball.

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Just an FYI, that "method" in the video will get you a "friend". Faking common interest, IM, and facebook don't get girls to drop their panties.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Oh, like YOU'VE never had sex involving a talking meatball.

jag

That's different. I have an ATHF fetish.... They have to call me Master Shake.

 

[Lackey]

I'm pretty sure that when I die, it's going to be a Death By Sex kind of thing.

jag

I don't think you can count "ruptured colon and severe trauma to the anus" as death by sex.

 

[jaguarr]

I don't think you can count "ruptured colon and severe trauma to the anus" as death by sex.

I know you're hoping that's the case, Mr. Bloody Butt. :meow:

jag

 

[Dangerous]

I think most people here at the hype have never scored.
heheheh,

 

[amazingfantasy15]

So the method involves stalking someone, becoming friends with the stalker (ie. getting trapped in the "friend zone"), then trying to somehow get out of the friend zone, which very rarely works.

Why not just introduce yourself to a girl you find attractive and ask her out. Why go through all this other b.s. stalking/friend stuff. This guy seems to have the info backwards, maybe he's just trying to mess with geeks heads so he can use the moves that actually get the girls, while your stalking/becoming friends with her.