*********ion!!!

[Erzengel]

This song goes out to Kainedamo and GoldenAgeHero

I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could cry
I tried so hard, but wasn’t able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Could tell I soiled my good name
By the look upon your face…

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
it wasnt my fault and it wouldnt be so bad
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad
Talk to me dad

no i didn’t hear you enter, no I didn’t hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder’s eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been had
talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said “could you close the door, I really wanna finish.”
Now daddy, I’m ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it,well I was really cranking it
Well please come down and dont get mad
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that bad

When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing 30
But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Now dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been…
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that…
Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me dad
talk to me dad

 

[Canadian Rider]

This poll should've been public.
I seriously do it 7-10 times a week.
Either I do it once every day or maybe squeeze in 2 or 3 in one day when I feel like it.

Hence the WARhammer moniker fitting so well ... t:

 

[hippy fascist]

Females are weird and would probably be offended and/or disgusted if they thought they were the object of your masterbation fantasies.

Is that girl you were stalking pressing charges again?

 

[Canadian Rider]

This song goes out to Kainedamo and GoldenAgeHero

I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could cry
I tried so hard, but wasn’t able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Could tell I soiled my good name
By the look upon your face…

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
it wasnt my fault and it wouldnt be so bad
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad
Talk to me dad

no i didn’t hear you enter, no I didn’t hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder’s eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been had
talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said “could you close the door, I really wanna finish.”
Now daddy, I’m ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it,well I was really cranking it
Well please come down and dont get mad
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that bad

When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing 30
But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Now dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been…
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that…
Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me dad
talk to me dad

Wow. Poetry CORNER takes on an all new meaning ...

 

[Lackey]

Well, as long as it's my boyfriend and not some random weirdie.....that's hot

that's the key right there... girls like it if you're thinking about them when *********ing as long as you're not the "wrong" guy. Most girls don't want to imagine some obese 60 year old man sweating profusely at his computer over pictures of them. Most girls don't want to imagine kaindamo *********ing to them either.

 

[Machx72]

I'm hoping that part is a joke too or else that's creepy

Well, your email is in your profile, and MySpaces are accessible through email searches.

Which was my point.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ok McGuyver

 

[terry78]

There are actually songs written by straight men that consist of whining about their daddy not being there? I can see if a song like a rap has like one or two lines alluding to a deadbeat dad, but a whole song? You need to get punched in the windpipe.

 

[Machx72]

Well hell, I thought it was common knowledge.

Reasons like that are the reason I never put real or full information into online profiles.

 

[Warhammer]

I know it's funny, but that really is nothing worth boasting about.

Oh well...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Well hell, I thought it was common knowledge.

Reasons like that are the reason I never put real or full information into online profiles.

I don't care what people look up, I'm not afraid of somebody finding my myspace page. People act like they have top secret info to guard.

 

[Erzengel]

There are actually songs written by straight men that consist of whining about their daddy not being there? I can see if a song like a rap has like one or two lines alluding to a deadbeat dad, but a whole song? You need to get punched in the windpipe.

My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you dad
You know I'm gonna be like you"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

 

[Machx72]

I don't care what people look up, I'm not afraid of somebody finding my myspace page. People act like they have top secret info to guard.

Well, I didn't mean I have top secret info, I just prefer not putting my real info out there. Not a huge fan of people that I don't know having access to a ton of information about me.

I'll save that for when I'm famous .

 

[Erzengel]

Who are you again?

 

[kainedamo]

Erzengel, that song, as perverted and creepy as it was, was actually quite sad and poetic. I cried. And then I made my little man cry.

 

[Immortalfire]

My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you dad
You know I'm gonna be like you"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

Sad song.

 

[kainedamo]

Sad song.

It is. Anyone ever watch the Northern Ireland anti-terrorism ad where they used that song? Cats In The Cradle. The ad was about a guy in Northern Ireland being a terrorist, never being there for his son, and by the end of the ad his son is an adult and becomes a terrorist too, and then dies.

Anyone ever see the ad? I tried finding it on the Internet after Erz posted the song but the ad is impossible to find.

 

[Kevin]

My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you dad
You know I'm gonna be like you"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

THis is one of my all time favorite songs. Everytime I listen to it, it brings at least one tear to my eyes. Good stuff. On that note, today's music is crap.

 

[Warhammer]

God, I haven't hanged out with my wang out in 3 days....

 

[hippy fascist]

God, I haven't hanged out with my wang out in 3 days....

t:

 

[Warhammer]

I was horny as a motherf***er today.

 

[hippy fascist]

I was horny as a motherf***er today.

you know what to do, it's calling you...listen to your wrist...

 

[Taiwarriorz21]

So is this like the new internet predator official meeting place? Is is quiet wierd and should only be discussed in a scientific survey by researchers or professionals and not a movie message board. Quiet odd...Not the place to be talking about this.

 

[Master Chief]

I see some hot stuff and I'm like

then I'm like

then I'm like

.

 

[Warhammer]

you know what to do, it's calling you...listen to your wrist...

*Wrist shakes*
*Grabs wrist*

"Oh damn..."

So is this like the new internet predator official meeting place? Is is quiet wierd and should only be discussed in a scientific survey by researchers or professionals and not a movie message board. Quiet odd...Not the place to be talking about this.

1. Wtf?
2. You got to spell some words correctly, man.
3. Jacking off should be studied/talked about by researchers and "professionals"?
4. This is Community forum. Don't spoil it.