*********ion!!!

[The Chairman]

I don't *********e that often. I used to be do it quite frequently, bu then I realized it's better to save sperm for when you're actually ready for the real deal.

 

[CyberFaust]

this thread needs kritishyness

 

[The Lizard]

I really don't understand the fascination so many people have with talking about their *********ory habits these days. Some people do it a lot, some people don't -- why do we need to compare notes?


Maybe I'm just an old fart, but when I was back in high school (the late '80s), the general assumption was that everyone jacked off, but you didn't really want to talk about it because the prevailing opinion was that the more you slapped your salami, the less the chances that you were actually having sex with real girls. Maybe true, maybe not, but it kind of limited the "bragging" about how often one wacked the weinie.

These days it seems people just can't shut up about spanking off -- I just don't get it.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

A sperm is a sacred thing.

 

[CyberFaust]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRiBxiipxu8

 

[Crimson_L]

Video games > *********ion.

 

[Lackey]

this should've been a pubic pole, I mean public poll

 

[Hyper Venom]

Hm...I've seen people complain about there being threads about relationship advice and the like...but THIS is perfectly acceptable.

OOOOOkey dokey...

 

[Immortalfire]

This should have been public. We never know why, but it should have.

 

[Erzengel]

You know, I've known most of my friends at least a decade, one almost 2 decades. I know almost everything about them. Who they lost their virginity to? Hopes and dreams and such....but I don't know how many times they *********e in a week? Why? Because I don't care to. Why should I want to know how many any of you do?

Unless you're a girl.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You know, I've known most of my friends at least a decade, one almost 2 decades. I know almost everything about them. Who they lost their virginity to? Hopes and dreams and such....but I don't know how many times they *********e in a week? Why? Because I don't care to. Why should I want to know how many any of you do?

Unless you're a girl.

You mean it doesn't brighten your day to learn that ANTHONYNASTI is trying to save up a gallon of semen for his wedding night?

 

[Lackey]

Video games > *********ion.

who says those two things have to be separate?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Specially if you're playing Leisure suit Larry.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

When I have a GF I find I *********e once a week but if I'm single its like 3-4 times a week.

 

[CyberFaust]

who says those two things have to be separate?

GOD!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

When you aren't single, you don't need to even bother with the minor inconvienience of *******. You just get your partner to do it for you and vice versa.

 

[Erzengel]

You mean it doesn't brighten your day to learn that ANTHONYNASTI is trying to save up a gallon of semen for his wedding night?

I didn't realize that testicles held semen in like a camel.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I hope that doesn't happen...I mean I wouldn't wanna just spit in someone's eye uncontrollably, like a camel.

 

[CyberFaust]

I hope that doesn't happen...I mean I wouldn't wanna just spit in someone's eye uncontrollably, like a camel.

it wouldn't be spit. it would be wrong...in normal everyday hitting someone in the eye with it. THIS ISN"T JAPAN!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Accidental bukake victim.

 

[kainedamo]

I masterbate pretty much every night. Sometimes in the mornings too.

I'm petrified I'm going to go past my sexual peak before I get a girlfriend I have regular sex with. I feel like I'm missing out on an integral part of life - banging a hot girl while I'm still young and able.

 

[Erzengel]

Okay on that note. I need a shower.

 

[kainedamo]

I find it odd that I masterbate alot more than other guys. Whats up with that?

Anyone have any interesting social reasons for this, or scientific reasons?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I find it odd that I masterbate alot more than other guys. Whats up with that?

Anyone have any interesting social reasons for this, or scientific reasons?

I think it's because you're a pervert.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

who says those two things have to be separate?

Well, I just got a PS3 and without the rumble feature, killing bosses in Final Fantasy XII or throwing grenades at a gaggle of zombies is NOwhere near as erotic an experience.