Is it true Batman has illegitimate children?

[The Watchman]

Batman is probably one of the most brilliant man in his comic book universe. So how come he doesn't know how to use a bloody condom.

Maybe, Selina and Talia said they were on the pill. But they weren't so they could have children (biological clock is ticking) and get child maintenance from naive old Bruce. That actually happened to someone I knew.

Sometimes you just have to stick your dick in someone and roll the dice.

 

[The Batman]

I did that once.

got double 6's...

 

[The Watchman]

I got slapped...

 

[Miss Webb]

There's another rumor that Jason is really his biological son, too. Don't know if I buy that or not.

 

[hippie_hunter]

No, Jason is not his biological son. He never met Sheila Haywood until A Death in the Family and Jason's Birth Certificate lists Willis Todd as his biological father

 

[Qoèlet]

Batman is probably one of the most brilliant man in his comic book universe. So how come he doesn't know how to use a bloody condom.

Maybe, Selina and Talia said they were on the pill. But they weren't so they could have children (biological clock is ticking) and get child maintenance from naive old Bruce. That actually happened to someone I knew.

Little known fact: Condoms break. And there's no absolute guarantee that they'll prevent pregnancy or STD's. Sorry, mate.

In any case, a bit from Batman #656 (where the child is revealed to Batman)

Spoiler

Talia: But have you forgotten that night you and I shared under the desert moon above the Tropic of Cancer?
Batman: I remember being drugged senseless and refusing to cooperate in some depraved eugenics experiment. That night, maybe?
Talia: We chose you, the perfect man, to breed the perfect heir to the empire of Ra's Al Ghul. And believe me, you cooperated... Magnificently.


....excuse me as I take a moment to applaud Bruce's sexual prowess, even when doped up.

 

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

Ain't he great, though?

Also, anyone know why they'd change his name to Damien, or could it be a mistake?

If you remember at the end of son of the demon the child had not been named .The name Ibin came from kingdom come witch is like a elseworlds book.And if you reread s.o.d. when Bruce slept with Talia he was not druged.But in Batman #656 he said he was druged so this is not the same kid from s.o.d.

 

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

Batman is probably one of the most brilliant man in his comic book universe. So how come he doesn't know how to use a bloody condom.

Maybe, Selina and Talia said they were on the pill. But they weren't so they could have children (biological clock is ticking) and get child maintenance from naive old Bruce. That actually happened to someone I knew.

Theres no room for a condom in his ulity-belt

 

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

No, Jason is not his biological son. He never met Sheila Haywood until A Death in the Family and Jason's Birth Certificate lists Willis Todd as his biological father

Huh huh you said Haywood

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Dude, he's the mother****ing Batman. He doesn't need to wear a condom. It'll take the feeling away, and the woman won't feel the G's. And, with Batman.......they must feel the G's. They strap on, and don't get off til he's done.

Sigh.........Batman is cool.

I do like how Batman can have an illegitimate child, and be held a God. While Superman does the same, and well.......he gets crusified.

I think we'll learn more about what happened throughout the story.

But, am I the only one hoping he really is the father? I mean, this is a huge change that cannot be erased....or forgotten. I mean, Spolier can be forgotten. Already has been. But, a kid....his own son. I kinda dig him having a son, and......it would probably kill those rumors of "Dick will become Batman" or "Tim will become Batman".

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Mother****ing bump.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

In any case, a bit from Batman #656 (where the child is revealed to Batman)

Spoiler

Talia: But have you forgotten that night you and I shared under the desert moon above the Tropic of Cancer?
Batman: I remember being drugged senseless and refusing to cooperate in some depraved eugenics experiment. That night, maybe?
Talia: We chose you, the perfect man, to breed the perfect heir to the empire of Ra's Al Ghul. And believe me, you cooperated... Magnificently.


....excuse me as I take a moment to applaud Bruce's sexual prowess, even when doped up.

That really doesn't make sense--if they were going to put Son of the Demon into continuity, why would they say that the conception happened in a completely different way?

 

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

That really doesn't make sense--if they were going to put Son of the Demon into continuity, why would they say that the conception happened in a completely different way?

My guess is that their not really bringing S.O.D.back in to continuity or that this is an other son.If you think about it how many kids could she have had since S.O.D.I would also think that Talia would not use a child of love against his father but an other child born of a scheme...maybe

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Personally,

I'm all for Batman being the father of Catwoman's child. That would really bring things FULL CIRCLE. And a new outlook on Batman would begin.

"Seed of the Bat"

 

[MaskedManJRK]

My guess is that their not really bringing S.O.D.back in to continuity or that this is an other son.If you think about it how many kids could she have had since S.O.D.I would also think that Talia would not use a child of love against his father but an other child born of a scheme...maybe

That doesn't make sense either--Morrison specifically said he was bringing back the events of Son of the Demon.

Anyway, has the father of Selina's child been revealed yet? I lost interest in the title a while back and haven't been able to pay enough attention to it, even with the "who the baby daddy" segment going.

 

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

That doesn't make sense either--Morrison specifically said he was bringing back the events of Son of the Demon.

I know what he said but it does not meen that the child Damien is the same child from S. O.D. they could have had an other child.In the last issue Batman said he was druged and in S.O.D. he was not so maybe it is a 2nd child.