It's a small, small world, and you're too fat for it

[Sam Fisher]

Uh, they're fat? LITERALLY!

Your momma!

 

[Lantern Venom]

skinny people with fat faces gross me out

LOL. That's different.

 

[jimmy]

Your momma!

What? Actually, she's OBESE, and I hate her for it. I mean, sure, she gave birth to me; but that doesn't give her an excuse to go around like a fatty. I tell her all the time: "Lose weight, fatty! Don't eat those chips, PORKEY! Go on a HUNGER STRIKE, TUBBY!" But she doesn't listen. And so, if she doesn't lose the weight by early next year (2008), I'm going to pay for liposuction on her fat-ass, because I just can't take sheer fatness of staring at an OBESE person, let alone my own mother. Seriously, If your mom is fat, you have every right to be ashamed. I know I am.

 

[Kritish]

Yes, my whole life boils down to me not being able to say no to a twinkie, all of my other accomplishments are nil.

List some of your marvelous achievements.

So should I feel justified in making fun of people who drink and smoke?

Buy all means feel free, I promise we won't whine like little *****es over it.

What do you have against fat people?

Shut up fattie.

 

[primemover]

You can post your accomplishments if you like, I probably won't read it as my imagined list of your accomplishments is far more entertaining.

List of Accomplishments:
1. Eating lots...

Figured

 

[Sam Fisher]

Shut up fattie.

I'd expect that from a 12 yr old

 

[primemover]

So how do the comparisons work? I see that they are made fun of and are looked down upon...but how will acceptance accomplish anything? How will that motivate them to become healthier? It won't...it will create more obesity in America than there is now. That is the last thing this country needs...MORE overweight/unhealthy people.

I'd like to see the scientific papers on how ridicule has helped people with real issues, please educate me.

 

[Lantern Venom]

What? Actually, she's OBESE, and I hate her for it. I mean, sure, she gave birth to me; but that doesn't give her an excuse to go around like a fatty. I tell her all the time: "Lose weight, fatty! Don't eat those chips, PORKEY! Go on a HUNGER STRIKE, TUBBY!" But she doesn't listen. And so, if she doesn't lose the weight by early next year (2008), I'm going to pay for liposuction on her fat-ass, because I just can't take sheer fatness of staring at an OBESE person, let alone my own mother. Seriously, If your mom is fat, you have every right to be ashamed. I know I am.

You sound like you need some counseling.

 

[primemover]

List some of your marvelous achievements.

#1, not being like you.

That should be enough.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Everyone's got their problems. Unfortunately, some are a bit more apparent than others'.

 

[BRUTAL]

I'd like to see the scientific papers on how ridicule has helped people with real issues, please educate me.

You need documentation to tell you that honesty gets more results than ass kissing?

 

[jimmy]

You sound like you need some counseling.

That's phat, kid.

 

[primemover]

Everyone's got their problems. Unfortunately, some are a bit more apparent than others'.

This is probably the best post in this thread, thank you.

I think all boils down to people not fitting what others consider to be pretty, and actively railing against them because of that. Freud would say something about not breast feeding enough or some daddy issues, but I am not Freud and would just say those people are jerks.

 

[primemover]

You need documentation to tell you that honesty gets more results than ass kissing?

What you guys are doing is not honesty, and I never said anything about ass-kissing.

 

[The Lizard]

I once couldn't go down an aisle in WalMart because the person in it was too fat -- true story.

That's why I shop at Target -- skinny college girls, gay men and exercise-obsessed hot soccer moms. Plenty of room in those aisles.

 

[jaguarr]

Then you suck at interpersonal communication . . or maybe you are more of a face to face type of guy.

Or maybe I was jerking your chain just like EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS THREAD! Are you that socially ******ed that you can't tell that or do you just not care and want to carry on your crusade against Fatty Haters?

jag

 

[El ASESINO]

Once during gym a fat kid was doing sit ups (not really but he was trying) and a beautiful girl was spotting him and farted at her. She then spitted at his face. Everyone started to laugh at him and then he started to cry which was even more funnier because he begged every one to stop.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Once during gym a fat kid was doing sit ups (not really but he was trying)

Hahaha

[Phil Collins]
See the fat kid in Gym, on the mat
Lets a fart, now she's crying
Sweat exudes from his quivering fat
Can't sit-up but he's trying
OH! Think twice...
[/Phil Collins]

 

[The Lizard]

Once during gym a fat kid was doing sit ups (not really but he was trying) and a beautiful girl was spotting him and farted at her. She then spitted at his face. Everyone started to laugh at him and then he started to cry which was even more funnier because he begged every one to stop.

And then the fat kid went home and committed suicide by sticking his head in the gas oven. Ha ha. The end.

 

[BlackLantern]

That's why I shop at Target -- skinny college girls, gay men and exercise-obsessed hot soccer moms. Plenty of room in those aisles.

that is a fair cross section of the target shoppers......and yes there are plenty of room in the aisles...the Target nearby basicallly hired all college girls and put them in tight red tshirts and khakis...

 

[BlackLantern]

Fat people will always be treated differently and that is not going to change. Let's say I am interiewing for a job, there is another person interviewing(he's fat, by the way) and we are both equally qualified for the job. 9 times out of 10, I (the average size guy) am going to get hired....

 

[Colossal Spoons]

....because the fat guy would take too much time for lunch; thus decreasing productivity.

 

[jaguarr]

....because the fat guy would take too much time for lunch; thus decreasing productivity.

He'd also leave food crumbs all over his work area, thereby increasing the likelihood of a rat or mouse infestation in the building.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha, fat people rule!

 

[AndThePickles]

Haha, fat people rule!

Lol oh you.