I've just got an e-mail from Paris Hilton!

[chamber-music]

You Hugged her. Do you know how many diseases you got

 

[Jennifer Walters]

And not to mention the Simple Life.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

You Hugged her. Do you know how many diseases you got

If I calculate correctly...

192, 381, 094.

 

[uchiha_itachi]

must be more than that easily.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Back when he was starwarsagent, he claimed to have met Natalie Portman.

Somebody find that thread! That was legendary.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I have her autograph..What's your point?

 

[Mike_D202]

Somebody find that thread! That was legendary.

hahahah yea someone find it, I added a little flaming post in there as well.

 

[Dope Nose]

Somebody find that thread! That was legendary.

et voilà!

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=249984

 

[Spider-Bite]

Not only a liar but why anyone would brag about knowing her is beyond me

Hahahahaha t: Good one

 

[Warhammer]

You Better Hit That.

 

[ArmyDragon92A]

Does she even know how to use a computer?

Oh so because she's Paris Hilton she's mentally challenged....meaning since you're in the UK you don't know how to use a tooth brush. See how generalizations work?

 

[Mee]

With a stick.

 

[Dope Nose]

Oh so because she's Paris Hilton she's mentally challenged....meaning since you're in the UK you don't know how to use a tooth brush. See how generalizations work?

the toothbrush was invented in England.

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

I'd send an E-mail back saying burn in hell! and attached to this picture.....

That pisture always cracks me up....t:

 

[ArmyDragon92A]

the toothbrush was invented in England.

Wrong. The first MASS PRODUCED tooth brush was made in England. But not the first Tooth Brush. Tooth Brush has been around for millenia.

 

[tzarinna]

Wait who are you again, 'Mr. Just signed up this year'?

 

[jaguarr]

stormchaser, I'm sorry you've had to experience this horrible, horrible thing. It's truly a lesson in the depths of humanity. I would strongly suggest that you seek out and consult with a licensed, qualified mental health care professional to help you process and deal with this terrifying exposure to Paris that you have had. Godspeed, sir.

jag

 

[ArmyDragon92A]

Wait who are you again, 'Mr. Just signed up this year'?

uhmmm. *looks around* *coughs* I have One Hundred and Eight shirts o_o....

 

[Catman]

um... score?

um...no!

You Hugged her. Do you know how many diseases you got

Exactly!

Back when he was starwarsagent, he claimed to have met Natalie Portman.

Dude, you are MENTAL

Somebody find that thread! That was legendary.

et voilà!

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=249984

wow

 

[Ghostrider87]

As you know, last year when I went to the Depeche Mode LA party at the Cinespace in hollywood. There, I met Paris Hilton. I came up to her, gave her a hug and asked her to dance. I got her a drink and we got to know eachother by name.

Today she sent me this.

"Hi sweetie, sorry I haven't been able to get back to you. Things are hot, but I took time off to write you this note. I really appreciate all you did for me, thanks for the letters. God bless you babe. I hope you come up again this summer so we can hang out. Keep Livin' da simple life!

Love Paris"

So you should go to another party and hopefully you would meet Lacey Chabert who isn't a party girl that keeps making headlines, and not postive ones like Lindsay Lohan.

 

[Abaddon]

the toothbrush was invented in England.

It was invented in China, I think.

 

[jaguarr]

It was invented in China, I think.

The instructions on how to use it were lost in England.

jag

 

[Dope Nose]

I should have specified that it was the first mass-produced toothbrush, as ArmyDragon92A pointed out earlier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothbrush

William Addis of England is credited with creating the first mass-produced toothbrush in 1780. In 1770 he had been placed in jail for causing a riot. While in prison, he decided that the method for teeth brushing of the time – rubbing a rag on one's teeth with soot and salt – could be improved. So he took a small animal bone, drilled small holes in it, obtained some bristles from a guard, tied them in tufts, then passed the bristles through the holes on the bone and glued them.

 

[ArmyDragon92A]

It was invented in China, I think.

Not there either.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

No offence to anyone, but why the hell do you all hate her so much?

what the **** did she do to you guys personally? seriously??