Japanese Researchers Invent Kissing Machine

A machine you can make out with? This news must please Aesop, Rando, Angel_Faerie, Franklin Richards, enterthemadness, Fresh Prince, sabentoonth, Prison Mike, Lord Valumart, Nevik, JAL, GhostRider87, I_am_legend_fan, Fran, Sawyer, BlackLantern, Majik1387, Shadowboxing, Star, Gilpesh, and Matt.

Leave me out of this. I have been entirely asexual since the summer of 2009.
 
But yeah....this is disturbing.
 
A machine you can make out with? This news must please Aesop, Rando, Angel_Faerie, Franklin Richards, enterthemadness, Fresh Prince, sabentoonth, Prison Mike, Lord Valumart, Nevik, JAL, GhostRider87, I_am_legend_fan, Fran, Sawyer, BlackLantern, Majik1387, Shadowboxing, Star, Gilpesh, and Matt.

Bit shocked I'm not mentioned earlier...
 
A machine you can make out with? This news must please Aesop, Rando, Angel_Faerie, Franklin Richards, enterthemadness, Fresh Prince, sabentoonth, Prison Mike, Lord Valumart, Nevik, JAL, GhostRider87, I_am_legend_fan, Fran, Sawyer, BlackLantern, Majik1387, Shadowboxing, Star, Gilpesh, and Matt.

Why the hell am I included in that bunch?
 
AI: Artificial Intelligence the movie is more than just a movie now.
 
A machine you can make out with? This news must please Aesop, Rando, Angel_Faerie, Franklin Richards, enterthemadness, Fresh Prince, sabentoonth, Prison Mike, Lord Valumart, Nevik, JAL, GhostRider87, I_am_legend_fan, Fran, Sawyer, BlackLantern, Majik1387, Shadowboxing, Star, Gilpesh, and Matt.

Business will be blooming.
 
Yeah, screw the Japanese for trying to think outside the box...

I know it may seem weird to us, but I'd say we're actually not much worse...(i.e., Fleshlights...etc)
 
By the time a cure for cancer is found, Japan will already have built a fully functional robot body with a Gene Simmons tongue, and cancer patients can simply transfer their minds into the robot bodies like in Avatar, and then everyone can just make out.
 
Bumping because why not?
 
Curse you Sawyer! You thwarted my evil scheme!
 

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