Japanese Researchers Invent Kissing Machine

[Aesop Rocks]

You're*

 

[Johnny Drama]

Oh so you're that guy now?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

And repeat, you are a stupid fool.

 

[Johnny Drama]

I'm not giving my location to a machine.

 

[Matt]

A machine you can make out with? This news must please Aesop, Rando, Angel_Faerie, Franklin Richards, enterthemadness, Fresh Prince, sabentoonth, Prison Mike, Lord Valumart, Nevik, JAL, GhostRider87, I_am_legend_fan, Fran, Sawyer, BlackLantern, Majik1387, Shadowboxing, Star, Gilpesh, and Matt.

Leave me out of this. I have been entirely asexual since the summer of 2009.

 

[Matt]

But yeah....this is disturbing.

 

[enterthemadness]

A machine you can make out with? This news must please Aesop, Rando, Angel_Faerie, Franklin Richards, enterthemadness, Fresh Prince, sabentoonth, Prison Mike, Lord Valumart, Nevik, JAL, GhostRider87, I_am_legend_fan, Fran, Sawyer, BlackLantern, Majik1387, Shadowboxing, Star, Gilpesh, and Matt.

Bit shocked I'm not mentioned earlier...

 

[Lord Valumart]

A machine you can make out with? This news must please Aesop, Rando, Angel_Faerie, Franklin Richards, enterthemadness, Fresh Prince, sabentoonth, Prison Mike, Lord Valumart, Nevik, JAL, GhostRider87, I_am_legend_fan, Fran, Sawyer, BlackLantern, Majik1387, Shadowboxing, Star, Gilpesh, and Matt.

Why the hell am I included in that bunch?

 

[Metamorpho1977]

AI: Artificial Intelligence the movie is more than just a movie now.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

A machine you can make out with? This news must please Aesop, Rando, Angel_Faerie, Franklin Richards, enterthemadness, Fresh Prince, sabentoonth, Prison Mike, Lord Valumart, Nevik, JAL, GhostRider87, I_am_legend_fan, Fran, Sawyer, BlackLantern, Majik1387, Shadowboxing, Star, Gilpesh, and Matt.

Business will be blooming.

 

[chamber-music]

Japan seems to have all the MAD scientists.

Correction

 

[Poetic Chaos]

in for shop of terminator skeleton with lips.

 

[SuperSoldier985]

Yeah, screw the Japanese for trying to think outside the box...

I know it may seem weird to us, but I'd say we're actually not much worse...(i.e., Fleshlights...etc)

 

[Rocketman]

By the time a cure for cancer is found, Japan will already have built a fully functional robot body with a Gene Simmons tongue, and cancer patients can simply transfer their minds into the robot bodies like in Avatar, and then everyone can just make out.

 

[Sawyer]

Bumping because why not?

 

[Duke]

Bumping because why not?

Yup, before Ultron decides to do it.

 

[Ultron-5]

Curse you Sawyer! You thwarted my evil scheme!