Jessica Alba is Top Pick in NEA's Substitute Educator Day Poll!

[Equint77]

again natalie portman is the most qualified to teach a class since she graduated university....

Alba's probably still learning how to use pie charts.

 

[Erzengel]

again natalie portman is the most qualified to teach a class since she graduated university....

Alba's probably still learning how to use pie charts.

I didn't want to turn this into an Alba vs. Portman debate.

But Portman does speak like 5 languages and graduated from an ivy league school, Harvard.

And I think she has guest spoke or taught a class once.

 

[Warhammer]

I bet JAL is happy about this.

 

[Warhammer]

again natalie portman is the most qualified to teach a class since she graduated university....

Alba's probably still learning how to use pie charts.

Haha.

 

[Equint77]

I didn't want to turn this into an Alba vs. Portman debate.

But Portman does speak like 5 languages and graduated from an ivy league school, Harvard.

And I think she has guest spoke or taught a class once.

i googled this...

Full Name: Jessica Marie Alba


Date of Birth: Tuesday, April 28, 1981


Place of Birth: Pomona, California USA


Background:Father (Spanish/Mexican-American) Mother (French/Danish)


Height:5'6 1/2"


Weight :125 lbs


Bust:34"


Waist:25"


Hips:34"


Size:6


Hair:Light Brown


Eyes:Brown


Shoe:8


Horoscope Sign:Taurus


Love Life:Fianco Michael Weatherly, actor, co-starr on Dark Angel
Education: Graduated high school at age 16; attended the Subway University


Ancestral Origin: Of Spanish/Mexican (Father) and French/Danish (Mother) descent.

 

[Erzengel]

What's the Subway University?

 

[Cmill216]

All I get when I Google Alba and education is that she graduated HS at 16 and "attended the Atlantic Theater Company".

 

[Equint77]

 

[Equint77]

All I get when I Google Alba and education is that she graduated HS at 16 and "attended the Atlantic Theater Company".

lies...

 

[Ben Urich]

Subway University lol

 

[Tangled Web]

What the hell is the Subway university? Did she "eat fresh"

 

[Equint77]

jared is a proud graduate....

 

[Warhammer]

What the hell is the Subway university? Did she "eat fresh"

jared is a proud graduate....

 

[Cyclops]

Gee, I wonder why she was picked...

Pfft. If I was to pick a celebrity teacher for one day I'd want to have a teacher who could teach me something other than "How to have a great ass".

 

[Equint77]

Gee, I wonder why she was picked...

Pfft. If I was to pick a celebrity teacher for one day I'd want to have a teacher who could teach me something other than "How to have a great ass".

she could teach how to unwillingly warp grown men into obsessing over her enough that they disrespect the laws of reality and grammar.

 

[Tangled Web]

she could teach how to unwillingly warp grown men into obsessing over her enough that they disrespect the laws of reality and grammar.

Hey! When he's famous, he's gonna come in here and rub it in your face!

 

[Equint77]

Hey! When he's famous, he's gonna come in here and rub it in your face!

i don't want that ****ing tool rubbing anything near me.....

The only rubbing he's destined to do is himself.

word to the mother.

 

[Tangled Web]

I want to print JAL's posts and send them to Jessica Alba.

 

[Ben Urich]

I want to print JAL's posts and send them to Jessica Alba.

Hahahahaa t:

 

[Equint77]

don't worry.... something's gonna happen.... and we all might get a surprise for xmas...

 

[The Apatow Crew]

edit.

 

[Tangled Web]

ooh, I saw that before you edited!

 

[Equint77]

what did he say

 

[Tangled Web]

what did he say

He said that he dreams of killing you.

 

[Equint77]

He said that he dreams of killing you.

LOL....well he's more than welcome to come to NY and find me... hell I'll post my bar and what days I work...