Judge orders Ontario man to be girlfriend-less for three years

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070614/ap_on_re_ca/no_girlfriend

 

[Halcohol]

He punched her, kicked her, and stabbed himself in the chest. He wasn't sentenced to counselling or anything?

Jesus.

 

[Darthphere]

How do you even enforce that?

 

[jaguarr]

He sounds like he should be institutionalized, not given a court order to be single.

jag

 

[Catman]

This is when friends with benefits come in handy.

 

[Darthphere]

This is when friends with benefits come in handy.

"Under law, this court does not recognize these type of "friends with benefits" relationships. I hereby order you to 5 years without any sexual contact whatsoever including, *********ion."

 

[Jack Rabbit]

He punched her, kicked her, and stabbed himself in the chest. He wasn't sentenced to counselling or anything?

Jesus.

Canada.

 

[Spider-Bite]

WTF? Is that even legal?

 

[Fanticon]

Blame Canada!

 

[terry78]

Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong, since Canada came along

Blame Canada, Blame Canada...they're not even a real country anyway.

 

[enterthemadness]

"Under law, this court does not recognize these type of "friends with benefits" relationships. I hereby order you to 5 years without any sexual contact whatsoever including, *********ion."

...and how exactly are they gonna enforce this? Hmmm?

 

[Johnny Blaze]

...and how exactly are they gonna enforce this? Hmmm?

No kidding. Are they going to be looking over his shoulder 24/7 making sure he doesn't play with his lightsaber?

 

[Sandman138]

How is three years worth of sexual frustration going to help exactly?

 

[amazingdm]

jesus, if I ever go to jail I have 25 years of time served