Kim Jung Un Executes Uncle by Feeding Him Alive to Dogs

[Maximus One]

I think we could take them by surprise to where they couldn't even use their nukes. Couldn't we? And could we shoot them all down before they really even made it somewhere first?

 

[KevanG]

They used to look like Superman then they went all Lex Luthor and started taking over countries. Now nobody wants them to save them because they'll just do it some more. That's why Canada needs to start taking over countries. I bet we could take over half of the middle east before anyone started believing Canada went bad. They'd all just think it's a frame up for a decade or so.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I wonder if Kim Jong Un spawned from a volcano just like his dad?

 

[KevanG]

Didn't you hear? His dad had a harem of dragons. He had dozens of children with them. Once they were of age they fought for his glory and he was the only survivor.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Please tell me you're joking. >_<

 

[KevanG]

I just made it up but it could be true. Check in a few weeks, it may be co-opted to his legacy in progress.

 

[Immortalfire]

But he's a cool guy, according to Dennis Rodman.

 

[KevanG]

Ah yes but with the Heart of a Warrior and the kicks of a Superstar!

 

[Thundercrack85]

You really think Kim Jung Un was the mastermind?

Don't you think this kid has advisors with close ties to the military?

And if he was truly in control he could suggest re-unification at any time but he knows he'd be poisoned or assassinated by a "foreign enemy" within days if he was dumb enough to offend the military hawks.

Yes.

I'm sure he has advisors, but that hardly makes him a figurehead. Kim Jong-il had plenty of advisors.

You're assuming Kim wants reunification. He's given no indication that suggests that.

 

[BestGirl]

He could still try it and back out stating they were trying to kill him or something just to try and make them look bad or I dunno, I'm not really up on my North/South Korea Political info.

I can see him doing that. He seems like the guy of guy who likes attention.

Honestly, to me it doesn't make sense why we don't send in a team to kill this dude. And as for any possible repercussions from the act, **** it, take out everybody else who would also rise to power. Look what we've already done in the Middle East. We totally have the resources to go in and put a stop to almost all this kind of barbaric, medieval ****. No oil is in it for us though so it'll never happen. That's what's sad for real. America could literally go in and save an entire people from oppression an tyranny, we do have the man power and resources to go in, completely disassemble Kim and any other resistance, put our own government in place just like we did in the Middle East basically and call it a day. Sure there would be ramifications but come on, I think America has proven by this point we could basically do whatever the **** we want to the world and nobody is gonna do **** about. Except for guys like Kim of course

Sure we could do this...if you're willing to spend the billions of dollars required to make North Korea a functioning country. If not, South Korea won't have them and they'll be taken over by some equally crazy dictator.

 

[KevanG]

I'd assume that most of the loyalty to the regime went with his father and while the military is behind him they're just using him for what they want since it'd be far easier to just give him what toys he wants and let him play king than try to take over themselves and give anyone a reason to try to invade due to a power struggle.

 

[BestGirl]

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[KevanG]

That just gets better every time you watch it.

 

[Six]

After seeing Hannibal, getting eaten alive has jumped to number 1 on my list of ways not to die.

 

[Thundercrack85]

I really don't see why some people are so convinced he is some kind of puppet. They said that when he got the job, and they're saying it now that he's killed his supposed master. What more does he have to do to show he has power and control?

Clearly the Kim's are good at this dynasty thing.

 

[Matt]

A bit off topic but Dennis Rodman is preparing to head back to North Korea and is taking six other former NBA players with him. The government should really consider revoking Rodman's passport for his own good. He is playing with fire and going to end up getting burnt big time.

 

[KevanG]

That reminds me of the POWs that were captured by NK back in the 60's and were forced to take staged photos where they were supposedly having a decent time in captivity but managed to get some middle fingers shown in the photos to show they weren't. Had to google it, it was the USS Pueblo. Hopefully nothing like that happens this time. Maybe those guys should read up on some history.

 

[Alex_Spider]

[YT]f37K0hIv3zk[/YT]

I'm sorry Mr. President, I can't do it. He's too magnificent

lol

 

[KevanG]

They've also made sequels to it.

 

[Immortalfire]

A bit off topic but Dennis Rodman is preparing to head back to North Korea and is taking six other former NBA players with him. The government should really consider revoking Rodman's passport for his own good. He is playing with fire and going to end up getting burnt big time.

While in NK, all Dennis has to do is say one small wrong thing, and he'll be thrown into a prison camp. I wonder how cool he'll think his "friend" is then?

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

I hope Dennis Rodman doesn't expect a seal team rescue if Kim Jung throws his butt in a labor camp.

 

[Ant-manic]

I hope Dennis Rodman doesn't expect a seal team rescue if Kim Jung throws his butt in a labor camp.

for all we know, the worm might be a government agent sent in to get close to Kim Jung Un; in order to eliminate him. ricin cigarette, anyone?

 

[NickNitro]

After the news of this, you'd think no one would ever want to step foot in North Korea.

Dennis Rodman spits on your fears....and he brought friends.

Rodman, ex-NBA All Stars arrive in North Korea

Dennis Rodman said Monday that a game he and other former National Basketball Association players are planning in North Korea will be a "birthday present" for one of their most unlikely fans: leader Kim Jong Un.

http://news.yahoo.com/rodman-ex-nba-stars-arrive-north-korea-121812543--spt.html

 

[Endeavor]

He should take Sean Penn along and they should stay there for good.

 

[C. Lee]

Whether or not Kim Jung actually threw his uncle to dogs is debateable......that Kim Jung had his uncle executed isnt, that he is a vicious dictator isn't, that he is an enemy of the USA isn't....so Rodman and any other basketball player that goes to North Korea to 'entertain" the dictator shouldn't be allowed back into the USA unless on condition that they immediately be arrested and tried for treason......