LA traffic shut down....by a Bear in a Lamborghini.

[redhawk23]

http://jalopnik.com/bear-in-a-lamborghini-shuts-down-la-traffic-1466937502

Best headline.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

Only in America.

 

[DarkSentinel]

D'aaawww

 

[Wolfwood]

Only in America.

And probably Russia.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Man this is freaking awesome, Cali is almost as weird as Florida for all the crazy stories that come out them.

 

[DarkSentinel]

DJ, you and I both know that Florida sucks ass.

 

[Teelie]

Lambearghini FTW.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

DJ, you and I both know that Florida sucks ass.

I love all the craziness of FL, it makes me giggle

 

[AnneFan]

Lambearghini FTW.

I was just going to type that. Don't have to now.

 

[nouan]

I hope the bear is not too stressed out by that enviroment. I would slap an animal cruelty fine to that owner.

 

[AnneFan]

He's the new celebearty is town who will dominate the 'Snake on a Plane' genre market. Bear on a Bus, Bear on a Jetski, Bear on a Pogo Stick...the list is endless.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Bear on a segway...I just got myself excited

 

[InJustice]

This is a grizzly situation for Los Angeles. Just hearing this news made me lose my bearings. This is the polar opposite of what I expected today.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Even a bear can ride in a better car than me.

 

[AnneFan]

This is a grizzly situation for Los Angeles. Just hearing this news made me lose my bearings. This is the polar opposite of what I expected today.

We have a winner. I was barely, er, bearly within striking distance compared to this.

 

[terry78]

Remember that scene from the Clerks cartoon?

"Who is driving? Oh my God bear is driving how can this be?"

 

[Victarion]

That's the thing. Did it shoot money out the exhaust?

 

[KevanG]

This would be unusual anywhere else but it's the US so it's fine.

 

[terry78]

Say what you will about us, but we got bears driving Lambos. We win by default.

 

[KevanG]

We have moose that run you over without needing cars.

 

[Boom]

As God as my witness, if I ever become filthy rich I will own a bear.

That is the greatest goddamn thing I have ever seen.

 

[KevanG]

Pfft. Act like a president and get a wolverine as a pet.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I love all the craziness of FL, it makes me giggle

Heh. You should see me riding my bike across the crosswalks down here (I'm in South Florida, about 30 mins north of North Cuba ). The drivers are so freaking stupid, I almost would prefer bears to drive.

Seriously, these people have NO idea what a brake is. I see them coming from a freaking football field away, just stopping in the DEAD CENTER OF THE DAMN CROSSWALK WHILE THE LIGHT IS GREEN!!! And then, when they finally look my way and see me sitting there arching the Eyebrow of Disdain (™ pending) they act all "Oh my gosh I didn't even know you were there I'm so sorry!!" Dips***s

So naturally I cuss them out and spit on their cars as I pass by t:

 

[Xeno]

Heh. You should see me riding my bike across the crosswalks down here (I'm in South Florida, about 30 mins north of North Cuba ). The drivers are so freaking stupid, I almost would prefer bears to drive.

Seriously, these people have NO idea what a brake is. I see them coming from a freaking football field away, just stopping in the DEAD CENTER OF THE DAMN CROSSWALK WHILE THE LIGHT IS GREEN!!! And then, when they finally look my way and see me sitting there arching the Eyebrow of Disdain (™ pending) they act all "Oh my gosh I didn't even know you were there I'm so sorry!!" Dips***s

So naturally I cuss them out and spit on their cars as I pass by t:

You're lucky you're cussing and spitting on cars in Florida. In any of the other 49 states you'd be run over and drug. Here in Maryland the driver who nailed you wouldn't even get a ticket as long as they stayed with the mangled corpse until the cops got there because our traffic laws were written by criminal defense lawyers.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

He's bear-ly excited to be in a Lamborghini.