Lap Dances for Everyone!!!

[MaskedManJRK]

That is just so f**king hilarious, and I don't know why.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

no, no need, but your compassion is appreciated. she used to be...how do you say? ...a "pro".

well if she was, why would you have to arrange to get a lapdance from her, surely she would have given you an impromptu one ages ago and she's also already know what good songs to dance to from her past.



it's going to end in tears... and not from that eye you PERVERTS

 

[Kritish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gk4Uk0nmLc&search=Rob Zombie

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

just cause she dances go go, don't make her a ho no?

 

[Immortalfire]

WTF?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

he's playing bronco girl...

you know that game when you go up to a fat lady and tell her how fat she is and see how long you can hang on to her while insulting her...

it can be quite fun, try it...

 

[Ronny Shade]

lofl

on topic: Sexy Motherf***er by Prince and the NPG

 

[Spider-Who?]

well if she was, why would you have to arrange to get a lapdance from her, surely she would have given you an impromptu one ages ago and she's also already know what good songs to dance to from her past.



it's going to end in tears... and not from that eye you PERVERTS

nah. we've only been going out for about 2 weeks. we've been friends for 3 years however. she sent the "free lap dance ticket" more as a joke, but with intentions of giving me one regardless. the only tears will be if she crushes my balls.

 

[Neptune]

just cause she dances go go, don't make her a ho no?

Hahahaha that song was terrible.

 

[dr venture]

Bump & Grind - R.Kelly

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

he's playing bronco girl...

you know that game when you go up to a fat lady and tell her how fat she is and see how long you can hang on to her while insulting her...

it can be quite fun, try it...

Lol, Awesome!

 

[Neptune]

How about Lapdance - N.E.R.D. That's a no brainer. You know, i had a girl give me a lapdance once. Too bad she was ugly. I Think a tree could turn me on more than her.

 

[Daisy]

'Feel All My Love Inside' or 'You Sure Love to Ball' - both Marvin Gaye

 

[Son Of Logan]

Any club hit from off the first two Sean Paul albums. A favorite is "Infiltrate".

 

[jaguarr]

Back 'dat truck up! Back it up! Back it up! Whoop! Whoop! Back 'dat truck up! Back-back-back back 'dat truck up!

jag

 

[Equint77]

girls who dance to the "my little Pony" theme song are hot.

 

[Boom]

Hahahahaha.

 

[dr venture]

Let's Get it On- Marvin Gaye

Between the Sheets - Isley Brothers

 

[Spider-Who?]

girls who dance to the "my little Pony" theme song are hot.

hmmm...you know she really likes that strawberry shortcake girl (or whatever that cartoon was).

 

[E. Bison]

Have her dance to that new Hilary Duff song - "Wake up"!! or have her dance to the soundtrack of Sailor Moon.

 

[Equint77]

Have her dance to that new Hilary Duff song - "Wake up"!! or have her dance to the soundtrack of Sailor Moon.

I always figured your favorite song would be "our lips are sealed" by the Duff sisters.

 

[Kritish]

Have her dance to that new Hilary Duff song - "Wake up"!! or have her dance to the soundtrack of Sailor Moon.

I'm going to kill you for stealing my avie!

 

[E. Bison]

You don't OWN Lucy Pinder!! I met her first!! You just caught on to her after I posted her in the Hot Girl thread!

 

[Kritish]

You don't OWN Lucy Pinder!! I met her first!! You just caught on to her after I posted her in the Hot Girl thread!

You didn't post her! And yes she is mine!

 

[E. Bison]

Yes I did!! Just look back a few pages and you will see that I posted her first!! It's just that nobody paid attention!! So shut jo mouth and go make me a sandwich!!