Let's help Terry78 find a better life

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Day after day this poor soul logs onto the Hype and provides us with hours upon hours of entertainment in the form of informing us of random world events that, somehow, impact our lives.

But not really.




Here... I will attempt to emulate some Terry-ness. Mind you, I can't channel Terry-ness as well as Terry can... only Terry can do that... but let me try:



Terry78 said:




*whew*, I'm almost drained.

I truly think that we can find Terry a better life in the fact that his current occupation has nothing to do with his passion for letting others know that current events are crucial to the world and those in it... he's a reporter at heart and he knows it.

Terry, your destiny is to work at the onion. Don't deny it, let's make this happen... then you can post your own articles first hand...

... instead of second hand... *whoo Yahtzee!*

I'm truly more interested in Terry's exploits with his Korean girlfriend/ex-girlfriend/plaything than his links to more links about links that are linked by other links[/nooffense]


I believe in you Terry.
 
Mind you, I know that Terry normally posts on weekdays where his exhausting task of project managing future information systems and whatnot plays 2nd fiddle to his daunting task as Current Events Guru... but it's my Sunday night and I'm drinking...

... sooo I'm not listening to you...

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'Fire's on the job. Terryseventyeight for the WIN!
 
More recommendations for a Terry career change:

  • Young looking old guy model
  • Bald headed model
  • Guy who needs lots of suits but doesn't have any model
  • Guy who has poor taste in hip hop... guy
  • Male ****e for the stars
  • How to be a black guy surviving in a white man's world consultant
  • The next big auto-tune rapper (Terry-Pain?)
  • AM Radio DJ (Dr Demento style)
  • Professional Karaoke-ist

... more later.
 
He survives be reporting all the bad crap that happens, rubbing it in the white man's face. :huh:


...:cmad:
 
From now on, we shall be known as Terry's Towers...towers of strength and support during this time.
 
If no one supplies the masses with knowledge, ye are doomed to a life of obscurity. The intellectuals are always the first ones persecuted among the masses. So sad. :o
 
If no one supplies the masses with knowledge, ye are doomed to a life of obscurity. The intellectuals are always the first ones persecuted among the masses. So sad. :o

We're talking about you in here, not to you. Get out! :cmad:
 
He survives be reporting all the bad crap that happens, rubbing it in the white man's face. :huh:


...:cmad:

Here Terry... I got a whitemanface for you to rub it in:

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I like Terry78's posts. Without them I might actually have to go to a different site to get my obscure news and I'm too lazy for all that typing.

My only suggestion for Terry is that he change his name to Choclate News. :oldrazz:
 
Chocolate Rain News... That's perfect! :up:

Make is so Terrence Trent D'Arby Jr.
 
I like this thread. :up:
 
Terry is a man of mystery. I mean what does 78 mean?

Terry is a name that means "ruler of the people"
What do you want Terry???
 
I won't be held accountable for what I do with underhand pitches thrown right over the plate.
 
Terry78 is the main reason why I keep visiting this site.
 

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