Lightning strikes! Jesus that is.

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This was the dramatic scene as the world's largest statue of Jesus was hit by lightning.
The bolt parted the thunderclouds over Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, to strike Christ the Redeemer.
The statue is 130ft tall, is made of 700 tons of reinforced concrete and stands atop the 2,296ft Corcovado mountain overlooking the city.


It was named one of the new Seven Wonders of the World in 2007.
Sunday's storm caused havoc in Rio, felling trees in several neighbourhoods - but did not damage the statue.
This amazing photograph gives whole new meaning to the phrase "May God strike me with lightning if..."
Jesus VS Thor.
 
someone was very quick with the flashbulb there!
 
"My God wields a hammer. Your God was nailed to a cross. Any questions?"
 
I was hoping for a ressurection , This would of been perfect . Statue comes alive and sends our unholy asses to hell. Until Thor shows up and the epic battle ensues.
 
"My God wields a hammer. Your God was nailed to a cross. Any questions?"

He's not 'my God' but he did rise the dead. And he did rise the dead, and turn water to wine, and turn a loaf of bread and a fish into 100's of breads and fishes. With those powers I could resurrect Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Heath Ledger, John Belushi, and Chris Farley; turn some water into some kegs of beer, and turn a slice of cheese and a tortilla chip into an endless nacho bar.
 
LOL! This thread went straight to awesomeness with only three replies. :D

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He's not 'my God' but he did rise the dead. And he did rise the dead, and turn water to wine, and turn a loaf of bread and a fish into 100's of breads and fishes. With those powers I could resurrect Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Heath Ledger, John Belushi, and Chris Farley; turn some water into some kegs of beer, and turn a slice of cheese and a tortilla chip into an endless nacho bar.

why would you resurrect Kurt Cobain or Heath Ledger when there are so many more deserving of resurrection? Like Phil Hartman or my dog Pepper.
 
I was hoping for a ressurection , This would of been perfect . Statue comes alive and sends our unholy asses to hell. Until Thor shows up and the epic battle ensues.

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Surely, some crazy religious group is going to start shouting....

''THIS IS THE END! THE END IS HERE!"

Then I'll run them over in my car, killing them. :ninja:
 

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