Lightning strikes! Jesus that is.

[QueerMike]

why would you resurrect Kurt Cobain or Heath Ledger when there are so many more deserving of resurrection? Like Phil Hartman or my dog Pepper.

Phil Hartman can be ressurected too but I'm going to have to say no to Pepper.

 

[CorpusBlack]

Evidently not since the statue went un-damaged.

Thor strikes but Jesus doesn't flinch. Hell, he turns the other cheek and keeps his awesome pose. Thor cries to Odin. Loki bakes a cake for Ulik. The world forgets about Thor. Christians try and use the situation for bragging rights, but the world doesn't care. Surtur and Ymir then have butt sex and Pat Robertson is outraged.

 

[CieloAzul]

Evidently not since the statue went un-damaged.

He got spit in the face by the God of Thunder. If I were him... I'd pretend it didn't happen too.