LMAO...this is THE best way to get rid of Telemarketers once and for all..

[Crooklyn]

Some guy wanted to prank the next telemarketer that called him, and to test whether he'd be bothered by them ever again. Just listen:

http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c225203796f21900c2252ab8c18e1d.html

Gotta try this one day. There's no way in hell they'll ever call that residence again.

 

[enterthemadness]

If I didn't have a speech problem or was shy, I could do this job. Easy to bother people you don't know on the phone...for money.

 

[Calvin]

Telemarketing is for *****es. Try door to door.

 

[Master Chief]

Haha, that's soooo mean.

 

[StorminNorman]

I was a Telemarketer for a two days (actually it was Political Polling, but in the end whats the difference?) It paid very well, but I feel like the lowest form of life while I was doing it.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Heh. That made me smile. Inventive if nothing else.

 

[blind_fury]

Man, I wish I could trick telemarketers into giving me their home address. Then I could sell their names to dozens of other telemarketers. Genius.

 

[HellOnEarth]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahhahaa jesus can't breathe


thanks for the link, man!!

 

[JLBats]

*cheers*

 

[HellOnEarth]

Man, I wish I could trick telemarketers into giving me their home address. Then I could sell their names to dozens of other telemarketers. Genius.

I concur.

 

[Socrates]

Haha, that's f**king hilarious.

 

[xwolverine2]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

take that bastards!!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

LMFAO!

Oh...my..gawds!

 

[Manic]

*writes this down*

I gotta try this.

 

[Halcohol]

Telemarketing is for *****es. Try door to door.

What a brilliant avatar

This is also awesome on the phone, it's better than Seinfeld's anti-telemarketer lines

 

[terry78]

Telemarketing is for *****es. Try door to door.

Do they even have door to door salesmen anymore? I have to do outside sales part of the time when I'm not taking care of the web marketing, but you do have to have a thick skin for this type of work.
I guess that's why I'm so jaded now and unafraid when I probably need to be. The problem with telemarketing is that they're offering **** no one needs. Places like Microsoft have sales people, but that stuff sells itself.

 

[Halcohol]

You gotta feel kinda bad for telemarketers... just trying to make a living by harassing people on the phone

They put up with a lot of **** in the simple pursuit of a paycheck.

 

[imaperson2]

did you guys ever watch 40 year old virgin? love the telemarketer part

 

[terry78]

I have to take a cue from the now deceased Mitch Hedberg and one of his routines. I have done a couple sales jobs in the past, but do you really want to piss off a person that has your full name, address, and home phone number? If I get fired and you pissed me off earlier, I got a LOT of free time, and a gun permit. Haha.