Lohan Suffers for Her Art

[SoulManX]

Lindsay Lohan faces an uncomfortable movie shoot after preparations for her latest role as a pole dancer left her covered in bruises. The actress has been taking striptease lessons from a professional ahead of filming I Know Who Killed Me, but is now regretting the hands-on research. In an email sent to friends Lohan moans, "So... three hours of pole dancing and bruised. Everywhere... I mean we're talkin' like, upper and inner thigh action-bruised... like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect (them) now... I'm not gonna lie to you." Lohan's spokeswoman Leslie Sloane Zelnik confirms to PageSix.com, "She's been in rehearsals for the film and has been taking classes. Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn't easy. We should give these women credit." Lohan faces another five weeks of discomfort while she completes the movie.

 

[Halcohol]

Breaks your heart, don't it?

 

[Kyalesyin]

Awww. Poor little rich girl. Should be glad she doesn't need to to it for a living.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

it's no surprise. pole dancing is an excercise. of course swinging around on a pole is gonna leave you in bruises and sore.

 

[Immortalfire]

Lohan is a stripper, you say? Hear that sound....that's the sound of a thousand horny geeks' pants exploding.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Lohan is a stripper, you say? Hear that sound....that's the sound of a thousand horny geeks' pants exploding.

Someone find images!

Of Lohan, not exploding pants.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

As sad as it is, I've always defended strippers as the hardest workers of the 'working girls' class. But that's probably because 5 of the girls I knew growing up used that profession at one time or another.

Seriously, could you dress like that and dance in those heels for 5-6 hours.

 

[Immortalfire]

Someone find images!

Of Lohan, not exploding pants.

LoL

 

[Ben Urich]

"So... three hours of pole dancing and bruised. Everywhere... I mean we're talkin' like, upper and inner thigh action-bruised... like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect (them) now... I'm not gonna lie to you."

 

[Kyalesyin]

As sad as it is, I've always defended strippers as the hardest workers of the 'working girls' class. But that's probably because 5 of the girls I knew growing up used that profession at one time or another.

Seriously, could you dress like that and dance in those heels for 5-6 hours.

Its not so much the heels/dancing that would get me- it'd be the legions of leering males. I think it would be demoralising enough that I couldn't do it for long. Thats why I always took construction jobs or warehouse work.

 

[Halcohol]

Its not so much the heels/dancing that would get me- it'd be the legions of leering males. I think it would be demoralising enough that I couldn't do it for long. Thats why I always took construction jobs or warehouse work.

I feel dirty just BEING one of the leering guys.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I feel dirty just BEING one of the leering guys.

At least you're not one of the crowd of apes that think they just do it for fun.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

Its not so much the heels/dancing that would get me- it'd be the legions of leering males. I think it would be demoralising enough that I couldn't do it for long. Thats why I always took construction jobs or warehouse work.

Oh yeah, there are serveral aspects that would be tough to deal with. But as far as the physical demands of their work. Most dance performers work for 3-4 hours at a time. These girls can work anywhere from 5-8 hours. It's usually pretty common to use drugs, alcohol and energy drinks just to get them through.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Oh yeah, there are serveral aspects that would be tough to deal with. But as far as the physical demands of their work. Most dance performers work for 3-4 hours at a time. These girls can work anywhere from 5-8 hours. It's usually pretty common to use drugs, alcohol and energy drinks just to get them through.

Yup. Its harder work than a ten hour construction shift, I'll say that. One of the girls I work with in college used to be a dancer. Some nights she'd have to do a guy in his car becasue she hadn't made any cash but still owed house fees.

 

[kane9321]

^^^ was she hawt

 

[Badger]

Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect (them) now... I'm not gonna lie to you."

The funny/sad part is where the '(them)' is, she actually said "the C-word". Why couldn't she have done this before she looked like a used chew toy.

 

[Ben Urich]

The funny/sad part is where the '(them)' is, she actually said "the C-word". Why couldn't she have done this before she looked like a used chew toy.

Rhymes with bunt?

 

[PyroChamber]

I guess it was only a matter of time before she'd hit the pole.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Lohan is a stripper, you say? Hear that sound....that's the sound of a thousand horny geeks' pants exploding.

there hasnt been that large a number of geek heart attacks from portman agreed to star in closer

 

[04nbod]

she's paid millions so i do not sympathise with her and her bruises

 

[Badger]

Rhymes with bunt?

Give that man a cookie. t:

 

[jaguarr]

While I will always encourage the word "suffering" to be used in association with Lindsey Lohan, let's not get carried away and start associating words like "art" with her, okay?

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

While I will always encourage the word "suffering" to be used in association with Lindsey Lohan, let's not get carried away and start associating words like "art" with her, okay?

jag

The art of being a spoiled rich brat? The art of whining?

 

[Gotendbz-2]

So now shes a walking burnt and bruised leather hand bag?

And she was in Disney movies.

 

[Manic]

"Boohoo, stripping is hard." Suck it up, Lohan. Real strippers do.

Interpret that however you wish.