Lohan's a stripper?

[Kritish]

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/12-18-06_5?GT1=7701


Are all of these Hollywood ****s in a "who can sink lowest" contest?

 

[Fran]

Oh boy.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Hollywood seen it coming.


EDIT: But Did We?

 

[Crooklyn]

Ain't nothin' wrong with strippers. Show me what you got Lindsay..

 

[Caliber]

Since when and where? I need change for five.

 

[thewhitequeen]

Did you guys hear about how she snet some crazy blackberry message out to everyone in the publishing world about how she's gonna take on the paparatzzi?

 

[Kritish]

Did you guys hear about how she snet some crazy blackberry message out to everyone in the publishing world about how she's gonna take on the paparatzzi?

At least she hasn't shown her vagina to the media.

And people talk 'bout Halle Berry on this site, at least she hasent shown her Rosa Parks to the whole world.

 

[Abaddon]

"Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now,"

hahaha

 

[Crooklyn]

At least she hasn't shown her vagina to the media.

Where have you been...

 

[Kritish]

Where have you been...

Only Britney has done that so far me thinks...

 

[Caliber]

At least she hasn't shown her vagina to the media.

And people talk 'bout Halle Berry on this site, at least she hasent shown her Rosa Parks to the whole world.

She doesn't need the publicity yet.

 

[thewhitequeen]

At least she hasn't shown her vagina to the media.

And people talk 'bout Halle Berry on this site, at least she hasent shown her Rosa Parks to the whole world.

Whatever. She should show her vagina to me.

 

[Crooklyn]

Only Britney has done that so far me thinks...

Nah, Lindsay started that whole thing first. Do a quick google search, you'll see..

 

[Kritish]

Nah, Lindsay started that whole thing first. Do a quick google search, you'll see..

*Searches*

Oh, I see...
It looks like a piece of microwaveable corn beef hash.

 

[Roughneck]

Strippers are way better in Canada

 

[triplefive]

Strippers are way better in Canada

i beg to differ. have you ever been to sarnia?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Strippers are way better in Canada

I've been to Niagra Falls in Canada. The Strippers.

 

[Kritish]

Strippers are way better in Canada

Aren't they fully nude in Canada?

Can't you see their great white norths?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Can't you see their great white norths?

And More!

 

[Kritish]

And More!

I don't know, some of those strippers are pretty skanky lookin' I might want SOME clothing protecting me.

 

[Roughneck]

The Strippers I saw in the US sucked, they kept thier undies on and they didn't dance, they just walked around topless, they didn't even strip, they came out topless.....it as wierd

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I don't know, some of those strippers are pretty skanky lookin' I might want SOME clothing protecting me.

Some of them were skanky. Those are the ones that you tell to get a real job.

 

[Shifty]

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/12-18-06_5?GT1=7701


Are all of these Hollywood ****s in a "who can sink lowest" contest?

2007 should be interesting. Lohan and Paris will get married to catch up with Britney.

 

[The_Dark_Knight]

Yes. This is excelent news

 

[Fading]

The Strippers I saw in the US sucked, they kept thier undies on and they didn't dance, they just walked around topless, they didn't even strip, they came out topless.....it as wierd

Not all tho. Second strip joint I went to actually had you sign something because a stripper got rough once and hurt a guy (never knew how tho lol). Anyway there was a waist high wooden walkway with lights and comfy black recliner like chairs you sat in, and was the best one I've been to. One of the strippers walked up to me and my buds, looked back and forth at the three of us, then grabbed me by the collar and gave a tug to get me to set on stage and lay on my back (not an uncommon occurance there), and put my dollar over my nose and mouth and straddled my face rocking back and forth lol. To bad the drive there was horrible, two of my friends and I were lost for hours. Kept going to gas stations asking for a Club Paradise, everyone knew what it was but gave wrong directions, by the time we got there it was barely an hour til closing time. Only problem was lap dances were $25. Better than the first place I went where the stippers hovered over your shoulder repeatedly asking for $7 cokes and $10 lap dances, which quickly adds up.