Man accused of selling daughter for cash, beer

[amazingfantasy15]

He must eat and drink alot because I'm pretty sure that that beer would've gone bad.

I think we can be reasonably sure that a man who sells his daughter is quite the drinker.

 

[Erzengel]

We should all go to our wives/gf's fathers and ask for our respective dowries.

 

[xisaacx]

The real question is, what kind of beer?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

The real question is, what kind of beer?

Exactly.

I think the daughter would feel cheated if she was sold for 100 cases of Natty Ice.

 

[Metal Spidey]

Now when his liver fails from too much drinking, he'll have no willing donor.

What I don't get is the "he went back" part. Why didn't they arrest him during the initial exchange?

 

[Erzengel]

Alright, I have $5,000 and would like a 100 case of 7-11 Slurpees, who has a daughter of marrying age or sister?

 

[Metal Spidey]

Alright, I have $5,000 and would like a 100 case of 7-11 Slurpees, who has a daughter of marrying age or sister?

I have two sisters of marrying age and I can use $5000 about now. It's a deal!

 

[Erzengel]

PM me with pics and Slurpee flavor.

 

[Hunter Rider]

The fact he inadvertently turned himself in b/c he'd not been paid is macabrely hilarious.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

The fact he inadvertently turned himself in b/c he'd not been paid is macabrely hilarious.

So many people are just so, so stupid.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Pffftt....that's stupid....at least ask for Double Fudge Yoo-Hoo and Pizza.t: