Man with dead weasel accused of Hoquiam assault.

[Paroxysm]

HOQUIAM, Wash. (AP) — Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into a Hoquiam apartment and assaulted a man.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker said, "It's not a weasel, it's a martin," then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday night where the victim was a guest.
KXRO reports he left carcass behind.

Police later found the suspect arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested the 33-year-old Hoquiam man after a fight.

He said he had found the martin dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.

A martin is a member of the weasel family.

http://www.seattlepi.com/news/artic...-of-Hoquiam-assault-1415376.php#ixzz1Opc5JTzy

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I. Am. Weasel!

 

[JAK®]

Hey man, nice marmot.

 

[Harry_Lime02]

Weasel ignorance really pisses me off too.

 

[SonOfCthulhu]

How heavy is Pauly Shore that this guy could carry him around like that?