Man arrested for breaking and cuddling

[Majic Walrus]

http://www.wpxi.com/news/22863511/detail.html

Sometimes you just need a warm body to sleep next to.

 

[E-Man]

Fontana told police he was sleeping and felt someone get into bed with him.
Fontana said he thought it was his girlfriend coming to bed, so he called out her name.That’s when he heard a deep, male voice respond, "No, it’s not.”

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hahaha, what a way to find out

 

[AndThePickles]

Wow, creepy as hell!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You're lucky I didn't bludgeon you with that bat, Walrus!

 

[Majic Walrus]

How's that?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You creeped into my bed!

 

[AndThePickles]

Creepers be creepin

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Way too much these days.