Man Dies After Opening Pandoras Box

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An official inquest into the mysterious death of Jason Airey was unable to determine exactly what led the 37-year-old to suddenly stop living shortly after opening a container inscribed with the words "Pandora's box."
Airey was found slumped forward with his face down in the bedroom of his family home in Carlisle (UK). He was rushed to a nearby hospital, but passed away two days later.
According to officials, the opened "Pandora's box" beside him contained a small packet of synthetic cannabis, which was unused.
In fact, there were no traces of any drugs in his system at the time of death, and his father claimed Airey "hadn’t taken any drugs after having a bad experience with ecstasy 13 years ago."
Dennis Airey further told the inquest that his son was in a good mood, and was "just his normal self" before his unexplained demise.
The coroner concluded that Airey's heart stopped beating, but could only offer up conjecture as to why.
"His heart stopping caused the death of his brain which caused multiple organ failure," Robert Chapman said. "We don’t really know what caused his heart to stop."

Weird
 
Time to get Mulder and Scully out of retirement.
 
Do you have a link to the full article? thats really interesting
 
no problem, very weird stuff. Seems like an odd coincidence at the very least
 
Seems like someone let the hope out.
 
I'm thinking that his death involved Miley Cyrus and twerking.
 
Very mysterious...this world is full of wonders and unsolved mysteries.
 
I think it's fairly obvious what happened here...


It was crab people.

...or Sharkshark. Probably Sharkshark.
 
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Zeus warned us never to open the box. (Actually, a jar.) Zeus will not be mocked.
 
It's probably spice. Which is bad for you.

Keep it natural, kids :up:
 
Spice as Spice Melange ? If so Spice must flow.

I've read about it on wikipedia, it doesn't look good.
 
This isn't Dune, Xavier!! :argh:
This is serious **** we're dealing with.



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