Man falls to death in vat of chocolate
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Why? Why did I have to watch that so close to going to bed?
Is it 2 girls and 1 vat? I can't watch videos from work.
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Two words. Oompa. Loompa. *shudders*
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Same here... this girl tried to introduce chocolate into our bedroom activities thinking it would turn me on. I replied, "I'd be more turned on if you came in here wearing a rare to medium rare ribeye steak thong".
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Mmmmm steak. My girlfriend makes a good fondue. I eat the fruit, she has the chocolate, all the while being careful not to burn my eggbits on the candle.
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*stomach rumbles*
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Is it bad I came into this thread not caring at all about this man dying but just wanting to see some glorious chocolatey one-liners?
Oh yeah.
His family should sue the factory. If they win then he really will be a "100 Grand".
They could really turn him into a "payday".
"Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat."
Its good the others didn't fall in. They would have been the ultimate "3 Musketeers".
"the worker may have suffered a head injury while inside the vat."
Now thats what I call a "nestle's crunch".
Oh yeah.
His family should sue the factory. If they win then he really will be a "100 Grand".
They could really turn him into a "payday".
"Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat."
Its good the others didn't fall in. They would have been the ultimate "3 Musketeers".
"the worker may have suffered a head injury while inside the vat."
Now thats what I call a "nestle's crunch".
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Is it bad I came into this thread not caring at all about this man dying but just wanting to see some glorious chocolatey one-liners?
Oh yeah.
His family should sue the factory. If they win then he really will be a "100 Grand".
They could really turn him into a "payday".
"Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat."
Its good the others didn't fall in. They would have been the ultimate "3 Musketeers".
"the worker may have suffered a head injury while inside the vat."
Now thats what I call a "nestle's crunch".
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BTW, I like Veruca's song best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLcJMMmPQ8c
Get out of my brain!
In other news, I kept seeing that creepy Axe Chocolate Guy in my head while reading this article.
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That's how I want to die 
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Looks like he got himself in a sticky situation.
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His last words were...
"I HATE dark chocolate!!"
No man, it was ''I'm allergic to dairy products''
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Looks like he got himself in a sticky situation.
I heard he used to melt in women's mouths
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LOL.
No wonder he was doing so great with his girlfriend.
He was the sweetest boyfriend ever!
No wonder he was doing so great with his girlfriend.
He was the sweetest boyfriend ever!
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Is it bad I came into this thread not caring at all about this man dying but just wanting to see some glorious chocolatey one-liners?
Oh yeah.
His family should sue the factory. If they win then he really will be a "100 Grand".
They could really turn him into a "payday".
"Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat."
Its good the others didn't fall in. They would have been the ultimate "3 Musketeers".
"the worker may have suffered a head injury while inside the vat."
Now thats what I call a "nestle's crunch".
Looks like he got himself in a sticky situation.
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