Man falls to death in vat of chocolate

[Eggyman]

That'd be horrible. Chocolate gives me headaches.

 

[Ghostvirus]

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[SuperFerret]

Why? Why did I have to watch that so close to going to bed?

 

[Eggyman]

Why? Why did I have to watch that so close to going to bed?

Is it 2 girls and 1 vat? I can't watch videos from work.

 

[SuperFerret]

Two words. Oompa. Loompa. *shudders*

 

[Eggyman]

O Jesus on a skateboard! I hate fake-tan girls.

 

[knowsbleed]

That'd be horrible. Chocolate gives me headaches.

Same here... this girl tried to introduce chocolate into our bedroom activities thinking it would turn me on. I replied, "I'd be more turned on if you came in here wearing a rare to medium rare ribeye steak thong".

 

[Eggyman]

Same here... this girl tried to introduce chocolate into our bedroom activities thinking it would turn me on. I replied, "I'd be more turned on if you came in here wearing a rare to medium rare ribeye steak thong".

Mmmmm steak. My girlfriend makes a good fondue. I eat the fruit, she has the chocolate, all the while being careful not to burn my eggbits on the candle.

 

[Mike_D202]

Same here... this girl tried to introduce chocolate into our bedroom activities thinking it would turn me on. I replied, "I'd be more turned on if you came in here wearing a rare to medium rare ribeye steak thong".

*stomach rumbles*

 

[Magneto29]

I saw in another article saying it was "boiling liquid chocolate", not too pleasant...

 

[piccolo]

Is it bad I came into this thread not caring at all about this man dying but just wanting to see some glorious chocolatey one-liners?

Oh yeah.

His family should sue the factory. If they win then he really will be a "100 Grand".

They could really turn him into a "payday".

"Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat."

Its good the others didn't fall in. They would have been the ultimate "3 Musketeers".

"the worker may have suffered a head injury while inside the vat."

Now thats what I call a "nestle's crunch".

 

[Wiseman]

We really have no shame do we?

 

[Ion Kenshin]

I bet giving him mouth to mouth recesitation was delicious

"Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat."

He just kept jumping back in with his mouth open.

Ironically, he died of instantaneous diabetes.

Is it bad I came into this thread not caring at all about this man dying but just wanting to see some glorious chocolatey one-liners?

Oh yeah.

His family should sue the factory. If they win then he really will be a "100 Grand".

They could really turn him into a "payday".

"Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat."

Its good the others didn't fall in. They would have been the ultimate "3 Musketeers".

"the worker may have suffered a head injury while inside the vat."

Now thats what I call a "nestle's crunch".

 

[Gamma Ray]

That's the most delicious death ever.

 

[Gamma Ray]

BTW, I like Veruca's song best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLcJMMmPQ8c

 

[El_Citrus]

I love that DRIZZLE posted about a chocolate death.

Get out of my brain!


In other news, I kept seeing that creepy Axe Chocolate Guy in my head while reading this article.

 

[Alex The Great]

That's how I want to die

 

[kane9321]

holy crap

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Looks like he got himself in a sticky situation.

 

[E-Man]

Get out of my brain!


In other news, I kept seeing that creepy Axe Chocolate Guy in my head while reading this article.

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[El_Citrus]

It still burns my eyes, even with funny voice dubbing

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

His last words were...

"I HATE dark chocolate!! "

No man, it was ''I'm allergic to dairy products''

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Looks like he got himself in a sticky situation.

I heard he used to melt in women's mouths

 

[Aesop Rocks]

LOL.

No wonder he was doing so great with his girlfriend.

He was the sweetest boyfriend ever!

 

[ultrasuperduckman]

Is it bad I came into this thread not caring at all about this man dying but just wanting to see some glorious chocolatey one-liners?

Oh yeah.

His family should sue the factory. If they win then he really will be a "100 Grand".

They could really turn him into a "payday".

"Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat."

Its good the others didn't fall in. They would have been the ultimate "3 Musketeers".

"the worker may have suffered a head injury while inside the vat."

Now thats what I call a "nestle's crunch".

Looks like he got himself in a sticky situation.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!