Man Gets Shot to Avoid Work

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Jan 27, 2007
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PASCO, Wash. — What happened to faking a cough? Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.
When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch, of Pasco, told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was out jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid an upcoming drug test.
The friend, Kurtis Johnson, of Burbank, has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch was booked into the county jail and is expected to be charged with false reporting.
Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.
thats a true friend right there!
Yeah, I've come up with a couple doozies in my day to avoid work, but I'd say that's a bit on the extreme side.
A friend of mine shot himself in the hand so he could be sent home from Iraq. Well guess who they kept in Iraq . ....

There are alot of pther creative plans he could of went with to get around the drug test than resorting to being shot.
Now that is dedication.
what a friend that man has.....what a helpful...:dry:
Haha what dumbasses. That's when you know you got a good friend

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