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Man thought to be dead wakes up on autopsy table

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Okay, question: Didn't anyone at the scene think about...oh, I don't know...CHECKING HIS VITALS FIRST?!

Seriously, unless this guy is a freak of nature whom we can't feel his hearbeat or see him breathing, it should be pretty easy to spot if he's alive or dead.
 
Aggh worst nightmare imagine waking up when someones cutting you open, or even in a coffin!
 
Aggh worst nightmare imagine waking up when someones cutting you open, or even in a coffin!

The coffin thing is almost impossible these days because they take out all your blood, but waking up in a morgue with some one standing over you with a knife can't be pleasant for anyone in that room.
 
The coffin thing is almost impossible these days because they take out all your blood, but waking up in a morgue with some one standing over you with a knife can't be pleasant for anyone in that room.

Aint no one taking my blood! its mine!!! MINE I TELL YOU!!!:ninja: :ninja:
 
I think if I was the dude working on him in the morgue, and he woke up, I'd likely bash his brains in with the nearest blunt object, thinking him to be a zombie.:csad:
 
i was hoping to read that they opened up his chest and saw his beating heart
 
everyone loves me, what makes your love special? :cmad:
 
Hollywood should make a film about this guy!
 

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