Man thought to be dead wakes up on autopsy table

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc

 

[tzarinna]

That's ****ed up.

 

[Symbiotic]

That sucks.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

...

Okay, question: Didn't anyone at the scene think about...oh, I don't know...CHECKING HIS VITALS FIRST?!

Seriously, unless this guy is a freak of nature whom we can't feel his hearbeat or see him breathing, it should be pretty easy to spot if he's alive or dead.

 

[D4rkShaDoWz]

thats really bad.

 

[kainedamo]

It's happened before.

 

[Super Kal]

that's messed up...

 

[blind_fury]

Freeze!!!

 

[The Chairman]

Edit

 

[The Chairman]

 

[vibeke_T]

well thats odd!

 

[black_dust]

Aggh worst nightmare imagine waking up when someones cutting you open, or even in a coffin!

 

[Ghostvirus]

Aggh worst nightmare imagine waking up when someones cutting you open, or even in a coffin!

The coffin thing is almost impossible these days because they take out all your blood, but waking up in a morgue with some one standing over you with a knife can't be pleasant for anyone in that room.

 

[black_dust]

The coffin thing is almost impossible these days because they take out all your blood, but waking up in a morgue with some one standing over you with a knife can't be pleasant for anyone in that room.

Aint no one taking my blood! its mine!!! MINE I TELL YOU!!!

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I think if I was the dude working on him in the morgue, and he woke up, I'd likely bash his brains in with the nearest blunt object, thinking him to be a zombie.

 

[Holly]

i was hoping to read that they opened up his chest and saw his beating heart

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Stop posting after me.

 

[Holly]

yes sir

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I love you, Holly. I want everyone to know.

 

[Holly]

everyone loves me, what makes your love special?

 

[chicobeastia]

I do!

 

[Holly]

:rapes:

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I'm telling C. Lee!

 

[Holly]

:rapesCLee:

 

[Two-Face]

Hollywood should make a film about this guy!