Man with 10-year erection awarded $400,000

[LEX]

Does he still have the erection to this hour?

 

[Strange]

Does he still have the erection to this hour?

Well his web cam site is down right now, so when it comes up, we will let you know.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Lol! That's just too funny. S*** that makes you stop and think "What if I had a ***** for 10 years.".... I would have atleast gotten an enlargement surgery to go with the permanent *****. People would look at my 3rd leg and know I mean business.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection.

 

[Strange]

don't worry it will only hurt a little at first.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

LMAO, I know. That was funny 'cause you can't tell from, lol, her face if she's horrified or if it's turning her lol on.

 

[LEX]

Her facial expression just had me rolling on the floor.

Saved as.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

hahaha

 

[BatMatt]

The funny thing is... I don't think he can get it cut off. He has all these medical risks involved... and that is why he can't get the damn springs removed. So he can't even get it cut off or he might die due to it.

If he tried to cut it off the result would probably look something like this:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If he tried to cut it off the result would probably look something like this:

I wish mine looked like that. I'd get freaky-ass skirt.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I can tame the beast.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I can tame the beast.

Are you bragging that after 10 years and some of the finest medical consultation that money can buy, YOU have the power to wilt his metallic erection?
lol

 

[BatMatt]

Are you bragging that after 10 years and some of the finest medical consultation that money can buy, YOU have the power to wilt his metallic erection?
lol

must be pretty ugly

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

wErf

 

[Strange]

must be pretty ugly

Maybe she can bend steel in her bare hands.

 

[BatMatt]

Maybe she can bend steel in her bare hands.

I'd feel bad for the guys with normal nonmetalic penises

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Are you bragging that after 10 years and some of the finest medical consultation that money can buy, YOU have the power to wilt his metallic erection?
lol

Yes, my vagina is 1000 degrees farenheit.

 

[Strange]

Yes, my vagina is 1000 degrees farenheit.

That's hot

 

[deemar325]

video gamers should get that joke

LOL!! shyt that's funny.

 

[Abaddon]

words cannot describe how hilarious this is.

 

[Slipknot]

I did a google image search on his name, Charles Lennon, and I got this picture... but I have no clue if it really is him.

 

[bulok]

If everything works and works well, there's no reason to abandon sex, you're not dead after 40.

obviously it didn't.

Don't you see? The reason this guy had erectile dysfunction was because he had a heart problem. Even if it was available a respectable doctor would not even think about prescribing viagra to him.

This man was not fit to have sex but vanity made him go ahead and do the surgery anyways.

Lawsuits like these piss me off.

 

[JLBats]

Charlie Lennon was the name of John Lennon's father.

It would be quite a twist if this was him.

 

[Slipknot]

Charlie Lennon was the name of John Lennon's father.

It would be quite a twist if this was him.

Heh, I didn't know that. So I assume that is John's father in that photo?

 

[kane9321]

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