Man with two penises wants one removed

Mr. Credible said:
this guy could make a fortune in some weird genre of fetish porn...
He's got the advantage over his industry fellows. If one doesn't stay up the other might.

Obviously the rare gimmick of having two ***** is also useful. :(
 
Tangled Web said:
Well, I don't have two penises but I'm sure we could work something out.

Are you going to fly across the pond and dry hump her? :huh:

jag
 
jaguarr said:
Are you going to fly across the pond and dry hump her? :huh:

jag

He'll stop time and supernaturally rape her:down
 
AnimeJune said:
Supernaturally? You mean - with tentacles?

Tangled Web thinks about tentacle porn when he rapes women? :huh:

jag
 
Holly Goodhead said:
I wish I had 2 vaginas.

Going by the size of the one you've got, you kind of already do. :huh:

jag
 
Holly Goodhead said:
i can stick like 28 marshmallows in there. i counted

Daaaaamn, girl. That's four more than last time! You've been practicing! :up:

jag
 
jaguarr said:
Daaaaamn, girl. That's four more than last time! You've been practicing! :up:

jag
I can only imagine how many she'll be able to fit in there after pregnancy and childbirth.

Assuming you'll wish to reproduce at some point or another, Holly.
 
TheSumOfGod said:
Idiot. He could have had vaginal and anal at the same time. :o

Exactly. Or done two chicks at the same time...although that would be crowded.
 
KingOfDreams said:
Exactly. Or done two chicks at the same time...although that would be crowded.
Yeah, what guy would want to miss out on the opportunity to disappoint two women simultaneously? :whatever:
 
AnimeJune said:
I can only imagine how many she'll be able to fit in there after pregnancy and childbirth.

Assuming you'll wish to reproduce at some point or another, Holly.

We're trying to steer her away from that concept, actually. :up:

jag
 
jaguarr said:
Tangled Web thinks about tentacle porn when he rapes women? :huh:

jag
Probably not gay then.
 
Holly Goodhead said:
:embarrassed: thanks, hee

Holly, is this you?

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?:(
 
AnimeJune said:
Or a voodoo penis.

Gosh, that was my favourite joke when I was in elementary school. "....and the cop says, 'Voodoo penis MY ASS!'"
Anyone remember that?
yeah... voodoo dick...

Door nob... :up:

i love that joke...
 

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