Man with two penises wants one removed

[Holly Goodhead]

Why?

I dont remember what I ate for lunch..let alone, things from yesterday.

 

[Carter]

Stop smokin rocks

 

[Tangled Web]

I dont remember what I ate for lunch..let alone, things from yesterday.

Just wondering how a two dick man get's into conversation.

 

[Leto Atrides]

It'd be funny if there was an accident and he ended up with neither one

That's actually likely. There are a whole lot of blood vessels and stuff down there. The surgeon could easily slip up and his genitals are Fubar'd.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Just wondering how a two dick man get's into conversation.

I bet

 

[Tangled Web]

That's actually likely. There are a whole lot of blood vessels and stuff down there. The surgeon could easily slip up and his genitals are Fubar'd.

And then that man becomes super rich and can buy a robo penis.

 

[Tangled Web]

I bet

That's ****ing low.

 

[JLBats]

I bet

lol

 

[Tangled Web]

I don't like penises.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

We believe you..

 

[Alpha and Omega]

We believe you..

Believing him in a South Park 'Trapped in the Closet' sort of way?

 

[Lackey]

I bet

Hahahahaha

 

[Dr.Taint!]

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-08-19T202533Z_01_DEL270522_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-INDIA-OPERATION.XML

Are you SURE you want to remove that?
Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:25 PM BST



NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.




My mom told me I was one in a million... too bad I'm not one in 5.5 million

Nightcrawler's Indian?

 

[Jedi Master]

Idiot. He could have had vaginal and anal at the same time.

LMAO... same thing came to my mind

 

[Spider-Bite]

Two penises? Girls could be afraid to lose an eye there

you know she could totally be blowing one and jerking the other at the same time. or he could be taking a trip to Nevada getting two hookers to each give him a ******* at the same time.

He's actually quite lucky.

 

[Leto Atrides]

you know she could totally be blowing one and jerking the other at the same time. or he could be taking a trip to Nevada getting two hookers to each give him a ******* at the same time.

He's actually quite lucky.

They're probably both half size and/or act at half effectiveness, so I don't think he's that lucky.

 

[AnimeJune]

And then that man becomes super rich and can buy a robo penis.

Or a voodoo penis.

Gosh, that was my favourite joke when I was in elementary school. "....and the cop says, 'Voodoo penis MY ASS!'"
Anyone remember that?

 

[Clerk]

He truly is the only man who can *********e while having sex.

 

[Kmack]

I want to nail him.

 

[JLBats]

I want to nail him.

Holy crap, Kmack, you're really *ahem* opening up

 

[Carter]

Can't you just picture this guy jacking it with both hands?

 

[Mr. Credible]

this guy could make a fortune in some weird genre of fetish porn...

 

[Spelunking Man]

That indian guy is missing the greatest pleasure in life.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Double facial??

 

[Mr. Credible]

Can't you just picture this guy jacking it with both hands?

ew... now i can.


damn you.