Man with two penises wants one removed

[Tangled Web]

He has two penises, but does he have two sets of testicles? Does he have two urethras?

 

[E-Mack]

He only has two penises. I'm presuming he only has one of everything else. More likely he finishes, it happens through both of his penises at the same time.

Hmm, good point. Brings up the question though, does he climax through both penises? Haha, what a mess.

 

[Ronny Shade]

the fool!

 

[Viper81]

Hmm, good point. Brings up the question though, does he climax through both penises? Haha, what a mess.

It'd be cool if he could control it.

Like climax out of one while he's inside with the other.

Great form of birth control right there.

 

[Tangled Web]

That's a good point Viper. That would be pretty nifty.

 

[E-Mack]

Of course, this is all assuming a girl would even have sex with said guy. Can you just imagine their reaction after pulling his pants down and seeing 2 of those things?

LMAO

 

[Viper81]

Of course, this is all assuming a girl would even have sex with said guy. Can you just imagine their reaction after pulling his pants down and seeing 2 of those things?

LMAO

ROFL

 

[Tangled Web]

On the other hand, what if he gets a ton of women who want to have sex with a two penis man.

 

[Viper81]

On the other hand, what if he gets a ton of women who want to have sex with a two penis man.

That's also a good point.

I'm fairly sure if anything he could get into porn.

 

[PWN3R]

If they both work fine, why get rid of it?

 

[Danalys]

i bet the right woman could take them both at the same time. a mans got to be fairly desperate to have a penis removed even if he's got one spare. i thought women liked girth.

 

[Tangled Web]

That's also a good point.

I'm fairly sure if anything he could get into porn.

For sure. There's a market out there for anything you can think of.

 

[Leto Atrides]

He has two penises, but does he have two sets of testicles? Does he have two urethras?

I believe in diphallus you have the normal amount of testicles. I'm not sure, but the urethra probably starts as one and branches into two at some point.

 

[Tangled Web]

I believe in diphallus you have the normal amount of testicles. I'm not sure, but the urethra probably starts as one and branches into two at some point.

Sick, that means he could probably ejac from both.

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

I bet he pissed all over himself and the floor whenever he had to take a leak.

jag

No, he could probably hold one with each hand like an ambidextrous six shooter.

 

[E-Mack]

On the other hand, what if he gets a ton of women who want to have sex with a two penis man.

I doubt there would be "tons of women" lining up for that. Point is, it's abnormal as hell.

And all joking aside, they'd more than likely be grossed out at the first sight of it.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Two schlongs? Just opening and closing his zipper must have been an ordeal for this guy.

 

[Bullseye]

He would probably make a lot of dinero in the porn industry with those two things.

I wonder if women might object being with him after they sneak a peak?

 

[Tangled Web]

I doubt there would be "tons of women" lining up for that. Point is, it's abnormal as hell.

And all joking aside, they'd more than likely be grossed out at the first sight of it.

There are organizations devoted to chicks blowing pit bulls and taking it from horses. I'm pretty sure, there are plenty of girls who would have sex with a guy with two penises. As a matter of fact I'm sure they'd want it filmed too.

 

[Iceman]

Two schlongs? Just opening and closing his zipper must have been an ordeal for this guy.

Maybe he ties them together when not 'in use' to reduce the ordeal

 

[E-Mack]

There are organizations devoted to chicks blowing pit bulls and taking it from horses. I'm pretty sure, there are plenty of girls who would have sex with a guy with two penises. As a matter of fact I'm sure they'd want it filmed too.

Oh, well when you put it that way, then yeah I'm sure.

But I was referring to you know....normal girls? The ones that you find walking outside?

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

I keep getting this image in my head of one of those typical porno's with the woman standing leaning on a counter with one leg high in the air...and....

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

 

[Viper81]

I keep getting this image in my head of one of those typical porno's with the woman standing leaning on a counter with one leg high in the air...and....

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

LMAO

 

[Tangled Web]

But I was referring to you know....normal girls? The ones that you find walking outside?

Those girls are overrated.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Maybe he ties them together when not 'in use' to reduce the ordeal

If he's smart, the only thing he ties is a drawstring.

Every time he sees a zipper, he's probably thinking in these terms:

'Not again.'

This guy should sell his spare organ on e-bay to some woman who's looking to switch sides.

He could probably make several grand.