Manilow vs. Elton vs. Joel

[iamcolossus]

Ok, who would win in the ultimate battle of the sissy piano guys?

 

[iamcolossus]

I guess I would go with Joel simply for the fact that...well, he is the least sissy...

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Billy Joel would get drunk and accidentally run them both over

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

No one would win because somrone might break a nail.

 

[tzarinna]

I'd have to say Joel
Elton gets on my nerves

not old enough to give an opinion on Manilow ; he seems alright

 

[bored]

Elton. He's just done too many good songs not to prefer him over the others.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Oh man. I should have held off from voting.

Is this like, who is a sissy and makes good music?
or
Is this like, who is a sissy and a ***** that you hate its so depressing?

I thought the latter, I voted Manilow

 

[iamcolossus]

I think it would be great if all three fought to the death.

 

[Darthphere]

Mandy is the ****!

 

[iamcolossus]

Mandy is the ****!

Mandy is a good song...all three have good music...but they must die!

 

[Warhammer]

Billy Joel.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Billy Joel no doubt

 

[The Chairman]

This is a really hard decision for me. Both Elton and Billy ****ing rock (I've seen them both in concert, though not together), and Manilow's a guilty pleasure. But considerring he was the man who turned me on to classic rock, I have to go with Elton.

 

[Slipknot]

Elton.

 

[iamcolossus]

Have you heard the latest? Manilow is having an issue in Austrailia because a town plays his music through a public PA so that street gangs don't come into and hang out in the community! Manilow is stepping up on his crime figthing man...It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Man-i-low-man!

 

[Tsunulia]

Billy Joel for the win. Cuz he didn't start the fire

 

[Joker]

Barry Manillow, he has Angel in his corner

OH MANDY...

 

[U.S War Machine]

Joel man

 

[jaguarr]

Gotta go with The Joel. He even bagged himself a supermodel at one point, he's so damn cool (and then lost her 'cuz he's not as cool as she thought he was ). But, I like his material the most of the three, though Elton's got some great stuff as well. Manilow...well, he plays nearly every night at the Las Vegas Hilton, which is way, WAY off the strip, so...there ya go.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

An enchanted moment and it sees me through. It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you.

 

[Hooligan32]

Elton John

 

[Speedball]

Billy Joel would win, cause he's not a sissy

 

[U.S War Machine]

 

[Obi-Ron]

Exactly how is someone who used to nail Christy Brinkley on a nightly basis a sissy?

 

[Extromaniac]

Elton at least admits that he is infact, gay.

No opinion on Manilow, really.

Elton John FTW!