George gets aroused during a TSA patdown. Bania steals a joke from Jerry's Twitter. Kramer falls in love with "the rare female cabbie."
George tries yoga to impress his new gf (Kathryn Hahn), but loudly farts in his first class.
Kramer tries comedy at an open mic and kills.
George, Jerry, and Kramer compete to see who can go the longest at a meal without checking their phone.
I'd hate if the show resorted to that kind of "Two and half men" humor
Uh no.
After a video of Festivus goes viral, a greeting card company attempts to co-opt the holiday. George's father goes to war with Hallmark
They shold totally do a reunion special for this
Kramer pitches Amazon a Kindle with no screen that reads books out loud. JERRY: "You mean audio books? That's audio books! We have those."
In light of the Manti Te'o story, Jerry, George, and Elaine begin to doubt Bob Sacamano exists. KRAMER:"Oh he's real. He's real alright!"
Bania wants Jerry to co-star in a webseries with him on Funny or Die. BANIA:"How bout it, Jerry?" J:"Given those options... I'd pick die."
Elaine refuses to change her profile photo to support gay rights, because she finally likes her pic. Her bf dumps her for being a "bigot."
Kramer refuses to watch Game Of Thrones, because his friend Mickey wasn't cast as Tyrion. Jerry is on Leno the same night as Peter Dinklage.
George dumps his gf because her coffee order is too long. "She wrote it for me once. It was a paragraph! You get one sentence, that's it!"
George uses Craigslist to apartment hunt, ends up on a date w/ a man. J:"Did it say man for man?" G:"I thought he wanted a roommate, Jerry!"
Kramer claims to find a secret, Da Vinci Code style communication in iTunes' user agreement. Elaine suspects her bf might like Justin Bieber
George tries to hide that despite seeing every episode he has no idea what's happening on Game of Thrones. Elaine buys defective yoga pants.
Kramer refuses to watch Game Of Thrones, because his friend Mickey wasn't cast as Tyrion. Jerry is on Leno the same night as Peter Dinklage.