Mountain Dew Flavored Cheetos, You Read That Correctly

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Japan — because of course, Japan, obviously has combined Cheetos the snack food with Mountain Dew the beverage to create a lemon-lime snack food that will revolutionize the way gamers will eat junk food while pretending to be a half-elf paladin.

I kid because I love; seriously, if this insanity were somehow available in the States I would buy it, join a role-playing game session, bring it, and eat it, all on mere principle. It may taste like salty battery acid for all I care; I MUST HAVE IT, and I must eat it in the proximity of some kind of character sheet. The only way this thing could be better is if it came with a free 1d20 in every carton.

You can order them at Jbox.com for a mere $3.50 per bag. Sure, that seems a lot for a snack-size back of possibly radioactive puffed cornmeal, but can you really put a price on perfection?

http://www.jbox.com/product/JAT185

Will anyone join me in ordering these? I'm very intrigued by what has to be one of the all time weirdest flavor combos I can think of. Surely this is a sign of the end times

 

[KevanG]

I expected that would happen soon enough.

 

[Superman 1265]

Not Doritos?

 

[KevanG]

We really didn't need to see that again.

 

[Duran Man]

 

[Superman 1265]

Well anyways... Can't say I'm surprised... 2 reasons:

1. These exist.

2. It's Japan.

 

[Soapy]

Keighley will be thrilled.

 

[Breogan]

I thought I 'd seen this one before.
But that was Pepsi - http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=463823

It's really just a runaway train now till we get the Cheetos flavored soda.

 

[charl_huntress]

Wow...that's crazy, but my taste buds are kind of intrigued.

 

[Victarion]

Nothing better than pouring yourself a bowl of Doritos and Mountain Dew. This is a pale immitation.

 

[terry78]

Japan, you cray cray.

 

[PyroChamber]

Why is it always Japan with the most interesting flavors of snacks we have here in the US? I wouldn't mind trying some of the flavors they've got.

Not Doritos?

Actually they did have some here in the US back in 2008, but they labelled it as a "mystery flavor".

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I wouldn't mind trying them.

 

[terry78]

Japan gets a pass on weird foods by default but if any other country made some **** like this....

 

[KevanG]

I'm sure most of us would try them but it turns my stomach just thinking of it.

Or maybe that was the onion dip earlier.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Well for anyone that wants to get some just click on the link and they will ship it to your doorstep. That site has all the crazy stuff from Japan direct to you