Movie Theater Plays Porn Instead of Frozen

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Parents in Florida were forced to have that uncomfortable "talk" with their kids a bit earlier than planned after a movie theater screening of Disney's Frozen was preempted by porn.
According to eyewitnesses, the Regal Cinemas Park Place Stadium 16 in Pinellas Park was forced to stall for time after "technical difficulties" delayed the start of the movie.
A decision to play a filler cartoon went awry, and a sexually explicit scene ended up on the screen for two long minutes.


It's unclear what the offending alternative was, but one person who claims to have been in attendance says the theater "accidentally" showed the red-band trailer for Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac, which contains a *******, among other indecencies.
"It seemed like forever when you're trying to, you know, cover a little guy's eyes," Largo mom Lynn Greene told Fox 13. "I didn't have enough hands to cover his ears too and he got the sound down real good."
The theater offered families free movie tickets to make up for their trauma, and promised to terminate the projectionist responsible, identified as one Tyler Durden.

Haha man that must have been so freaking awkward! t:

 

[The Apocalypse]

"I didn't have enough hands to cover his ears too and he got the sound down real good."

"but mommy, I hear this sound coming from yours and daddys room all the time!"

 

[KevanG]

Tyler Durden? Really? I call fake.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Ya the name is a joke but the story is for real

 

[Bruce Banner]

Tyler Durden? Really? I call fake.

Durden came to mind immediately upon seeing the thread title.

 

[Pink Ranger]

"but mommy, I hear this sound coming from yours and daddys room all the time!"

"Yeah, I wish!"

 

[Tropico]

I don't think she'll say that if it was the bj sound.

 

[Steyin]

Oh so nothing hard core, eh no biggie.

 

[Warhammer]

I ended up watching that red band trailer. Damn, that s*** was wild. You see the girl spitting and everything.

 

[Harls]

That is hilarious, but only because I don't have kids.

 

[Teelie]

No "Christmas came early" jokes? You guys disappoint me.

 

[Victarion]

I was gonna make a joke about the poster in the OP. I decided I better not.

 

[Warhammer]

No "Christmas came early" jokes? You guys disappoint me.

Normally, I'd be quick on the draw about something like that but I was too taken back by how raunchy that trailer was. Charlotte Gainsbourg was straight up sucking some dude's meat.

 

[terry78]

While it was only implied, Anna was planning on doing all those things to Hans once they tied it.

 

[Warhammer]

While it was only implied, Anna was planning on doing all those things to Hans once they tied it.

 

[X Knight]

While it was only implied, Anna was planning on doing all those things to Hans once they tied it.

Oh.....that girl was horny all right.

 

[charl_huntress]

DJ....you have a knack for good titles....

Never lose that.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Tyler Durden in the house
Thread title reminds me of him, and they say the guy in the roll room carries the same name, ain't that an irony
Even if it's fake, it's an irony

Kick the boy til next month, and don't let him serve you food, he will take a leak in it before serving it

 

[NickNitro]

Ya the name is a joke but the story is for real

How do we know that? You NEVER include links to your damn articles!

Of course it was in FL. Why wouldn't it be.

 

[Kryptonian Warrior]

OK, this is bugging me. Where have I heard that name Tyler Durden before? It had to have been in a movie, but I just can't remember.

 

[NickNitro]

Fight Club

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

DJ....you have a knack for good titles....

Never lose that.

Haha I try to make them grab your attention

How do we know that? You NEVER include links to your damn articles!

Of course it was in FL. Why wouldn't it be.

My bad, I usually only include the link if there are a lot of links and stuff I don't include in the article, I'll try and remember to link from now on

 

[NickNitro]

Honestly I am convinced all of these stories are just personal stories you go through day to day and post them as "news articles". You use SHH as your personal outlet to vent your issues.

Dont worry DJ....we're here for you man...sorry you had to watch a porno instead of Frozen

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Haha somebody is finally onto my ways, everyday is filled with new horrors I must share with the Hype

 

[jonathancrane]

Whoever permitted that should be (or have been) fired.