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[terry78]

^No gays? That's required every year for that one person that grew up sheltered and hates teh gay. And they have never had a straight asian dude on the show, have they? He's always been like mixed.

 

[The Spawn]

No white males?

That's what we call ratings.

 

[Holly]

3 blacks is pushing it

 

[terry78]

There has to be about two white guys for that "every man" feel, one black guy to maintain the hip stature and to be the token militant and get arrested, one black girl for sass, one asian girl that starts dating one of the white guys that cries about comnig up in a hardcore asian family, and two more white chicks for eye candy, one has to be an alkie and the other has to be an innocent sheltered one.

 

[Holly]

the only Asian girl i can think of is Jamie from San Diego. and Melissa? from New Orleans..and Ruthie

 

[terry78]

Jamie from San Diego actually went on to become asian chick #4 in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Living the dream, she is.

 

[The Spawn]

We need a black Kate Moss tonight.

 

[terry78]

Cause you'll do anything for a klondike, and I'll do anything for a blonde dyke. And she'll do anything for the limelight.

 

[The Spawn]

And we’ll do anything when the time’s right.

 

[KenK]

^Clowns

3 blacks is pushing it

Back to NY Season had three: Malik, Coral, and Nicole

No gays? That's required every year for that one person that grew up sheltered and hates teh gay.

The current season in Sydney has no gays.

And they have never had a straight asian dude on the show, have they?

No, because the societal belief is that Asian men are asexual, and there's no place for such people on The Real World.

The way I see it, it's gonna drive all the white girls crazy! While roommate-to-roommate hook-ups seem to be nothing more than wanting a warm body in bed with you to help you fall asleep, It'd be fun as hell to see if any girls could look past color. C'mon, look at Brooke last season. For all her talk about being horny, she focuses all her attention on throwin' it at a gay dude, when Tyrie was more than willing to scratch that itch for her, if she ever gave him half a chance.

 

[terry78]

And like I mentioned a while back, one of the black girls has to be bi-racial so she can date a white dude, thereby pissing off the black dude that's been trying to get with her since day one.

 

[tzarinna]

i'd have them attempt to make me a really good skateboarder. id get free skateboarding lessons by a pro.

Damn you for taking my dream.

 

[kane9321]

C'mon, look at Brooke last season. For all her talk about being horny, she focuses all her attention on throwin' it at a gay dude, when Tyrie was more than willing to scratch that itch for her, if she ever gave him half a chance...


That was the one thing that really PISSED ME OFF ABOUT LAST SEASON.Ya got my boy tyrie willing to tap that country ass....but she wanted ...davis.........what

 

[chaseter]

And like I mentioned a while back, one of the black girls has to be bi-racial so she can date a white dude, thereby pissing off the black dude that's been trying to get with her since day one.

And the white dude has to be a drunken hillbilly so that he offends the black dude even further one night and they fight.

 

[chaseter]

C'mon, look at Brooke last season. For all her talk about being horny, she focuses all her attention on throwin' it at a gay dude, when Tyrie was more than willing to scratch that itch for her, if she ever gave him half a chance...


That was the one thing that really PISSED ME OFF ABOUT LAST SEASON.Ya got my boy tyrie willing to tap that country ass....but she wanted ...davis.........what

He would have made her explode...literally. Her head would have dissentegrated into a million pieces.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

id wanna be made into a hs football player....i was the best wr on the team in two weeks of practice...then we moved to louisville for a year so i never got to play...so when we moved back i said why bother and gave up football

 

[SuperMonkey]

I like to call it "Everything but M TV"

-- FunBob

 

[BlackLantern]

all ass tapping aside....the first 2 or 3 seasons, they all had their own jobs, cars, and everything, and then they started giving them jobs. So some chick is supposed to do Tyrie because he is willing to.....that's a little cavemanish, don't you think....

 

[WorthyStevens]

A caterpillar.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

In high school, I'd have wanted to be made into an actor but NOT a "drama nerd"

 

[SuperMonkey]

Made into either a comic writer, artist or an astronaut.

-- FunBob

 

[PyroChamber]

Then I'd cast the new Season of The Real World in Washington, DC. There'd be three blacks(two male, one female), an Asian Male, and three white chicks (no blondes). They'll live in a modestly renovated boarding house where everyone has THEIR OWN ROOM!! (I've seen as many as nine people live in a house and each have their own room, so don't tell me it can't happen on The Real World). Furthermore, the roommates will have to secure their own employment. If they have their own cars from wherever they live, they can drive to DC in that vehicle, to have with them if they don't want to rely solely on public transportation.

Does this mean the one of the black guys may actually get some from the girls who aren't black? Because I haven't seen that lately on RW, if you're a black dude and there's no black woman in the cast who's single chances are you'll be put in the "cool black guy/big teddy bear" category and will have to look for some love outside of the house.

 

[KenK]

all ass tapping aside....the first 2 or 3 seasons, they all had their own jobs, cars, and everything, and then they started giving them jobs.

Yeah, I mean, I'd genuinely like to see them get back to how they did the show in the beginning, because it's felt very disingenuous for a good couple of years. It's one thing to wanna cast good looking people, but it seems like they just pick girls who will look good for the eventual Maxim photo spread. And if they did get black chicks, they have to be light-skinned or mixed. I DARE the Real World casting directors to pick a dark-skinned black chick that's like a size 8 or more! Ya know, they had Heather B the first season, that British chick from another season, and that was it.

In general, they just need to simplify the whole concept again. The Real World has long since become an excuse for people to essentially be on vacation for a third of the year. Especially the seasons where they're in foreign countries.

So some chick is supposed to do Tyrie because he is willing to.....that's a little cavemanish, don't you think....

I'm saying, if Brooke was playing like she just needed d**k for the sake of needing it, and Tyrie was offering, what's the problem? How are you gonna focus your attention on some dude who don't even like cooter? (although Davis had his moments where he was a little suspect to me) There's nothing cavemanish about two consenting adults doin' the damn thang!