My Page 45 Sex Life

[Spider-Who?]

This started in the funny pics thread, figured I'd make this thread so as not to take over the funny pics.

It's simple: grab the book nearest to you, and open to page 45. The first complete sentence describes your sex life.

"I thrust a candle within the nearly closed entrance, but could see nothing save a flight of damp stone steps leading downward...the odor of the place repelled yet bewitched me."

- HP Lovecraft.

I'm scared, now.

 

[StrainedEyes]

The floor-to-ceiling windows in their aluminum frames went out and the sofas and the lamps and the dishes and sheet sets in flames, and the high school annuals and the diplomas and telephone.

-Fight Club

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

It also contained detailed observations and information, and he quite simply could not comprehend how she could have acquired such facts.

-The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

 

[hippie_hunter]

"My attitude all along was, if we have to go it alone, we'll go it alone; but I'd rather not," Bush recalled - Bush at War

 

[KevanG]

"Sorry, I'm a Canadian" - The Private voice

Oookay...

 

[Spider-Who?]

Hahaha, i did it again with the book on my coffee table. From Game of Thrones:

"Notable achievements."

 

[Jack Bauer]

"Maybe the wanting and the need were a bit more intense, buy hey... a small price to pay, right?"

- The Dark Knight novel

Okay...

 

[darkseid26]

"We would no longer be concerned with the story but rather with the skill of the animals."

- What is Cinema?

 

[Drizzle]

"Errol!" said Ron, taking the limp owl from Percy and extracting a letter from under its wing.

- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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[Lily Adler]

Essentially, this pod is a sealed, energy-neutral environment.
- The Lost Symbol

Uh...

 

[Golgo-13]

"What command has god given to servants, concerning obedience to their masters?"

-Black culture and black consciousness

 

[Speedball]

"Peeta's a baker's son."

- The Hunger Games

Well that was underwhelming...

 

[Kane52630]

"Damn I'm good."

- Biography of Kane52630

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

"Damn I'm good."

- Biography of Kane52630

 

[Schlosser85]

"This is going to be exciting enough without any pretending," said Peter, as he began leading the way forward into the forest.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

 

[SuperFerret]

"Many powerful wizards learned their craft studying under reclusive masters in distant lands." - Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

"Candy said hopefully, 'You aint got no gun.'"

- Of Mice and Men

This makes me sad for some reason

 

[Tex]

"While the feeling about the change in the office of President seemed to be generally positive and events on the campus seemed pretty normal, there was an undercurrent of unrest that was hard to miss."

- The Tumultuous Sixties: Campus Unrest and Student Life at a Southern University

 

[SpideyForPrez]

"I was surprised to see a white man walk into Joppy's bar."

-Devil in a Blue Dress by Walter Mosley


hmmmm

 

[Hobgoblin]

She had always been good at biding her time.
-The Stand



I dont know what to make of that. I am good at biding my time...but I'm a man. And I want to know why I'm biding my time. Or is my lover biding her time? Who is she and why? Too manyt questions....damn you, page 45!

 

[Hotwire]

He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark.
-A Game of Thrones

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

This does not work with non-fiction

"Acid/Alkaline balance is based on amount of ionization." - Kurzweil - Fantastic Voyage



Next book:

"All of galaxies seen today will be diluted away and space will approach a nearly perfect vacuum." - Steinhardt/Turok , Endless Universe

 

[gohei_]

The girl might not have been an elf with supernatural powers, but she still enchanted me.

- Warriorheart


Translated from swedish t:

 

[HisMagicTrick]

'I, on the other hand, was being paid for it' - Call Girl by Jenny Angell

I'm so glad that that was the book closest to me.

 

[The_Shadow]

Bahaha

"Men at Work, that used to mean."

Oryx and Crake by Marg Atwood