National Geographic says a Zombie Apocalypse can happen

[Lunar_Wolf]

Ireland doesn't sell guns, so we'd be ****ed.

 

[Spider-Vader]

Zombie apocalypse!? I'll get the Servbot heads out!

 

[SWAT]

Stop taking the fun out of it.

He's talking about regular rabies, they're talking about an evolved rabies.

 

[blksuperman2]

I have a co-worker who constantly tells us about zombie scenarios and how he deal w/ it. He's basically told us that he'd have to kill us so that he could survive longer. Everytime he says it I keep trying to explain how idiotic that is because we'd all just come back .............you know.................as zombies.

 

[Mike_D202]

So basically we won't get "The Zombie Apocolypse" unless it's genetically engineered by scientists.

 

[enterthemadness]

I have a co-worker who constantly tells us about zombie scenarios and how he deal w/ it. He's basically told us that he'd have to kill us so that he could survive longer. Everytime he says it I keep trying to explain how idiotic that is because we'd all just come back .............you know.................as zombies.

In a zombie movie, if someone is infected, you can kill them before they turn and they be dead forever. Duuuuuuuuh.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I'm ready... I've played enough Left 4 Dead to survive atleast a couple of days.

So have I! IT's not until the zombies mutate that we have to worry.

 

[kane9321]

*gettin my twinkies*

 

[SWAT]

Remember, fatties and midgets are the first to go!

 

[enterthemadness]

Remember, fatties and midgets are the first to go!

Not Wee-man from jackass

 

[SuperFerret]

He'll be dead in a few years anyway.

 

[Ugfugly]

Just remember kids, bladed and blunt weapons don't run out of ammo

 

[SuperFerret]

He's talking about regular rabies, they're talking about an evolved rabies.

The evolutions necessary for this to work would be for it to become much more fast acting, transmissible via the air, and nearly exclusively resulting in violent tendencies, all while keeping the infected alive long enough to do anything.

Just remember kids, bladed and blunt weapons don't run out of ammo

And a well made bow is just as effective as a firearm, but much more quiet and has generally easy to make ammo.

 

[Mike_D202]

I like how SuperFerret is debating wether or not that the zombie virus is feasible, then he gives his input on ammunition. I LOL'd at work.

 

[GREEN =w= DAY]

zombie apocalypse?

BRING IT!!!!!

perfect way to go out in a burning blaze of glory

 

[SuperFerret]

Bows are more effective if you want stealth. I don't believe it will happen, but speaking hypothetically about fiction, I can have some input.

 

[Hound55]

And a well made bow is just as effective as a firearm, but much more quiet and has generally easy to make ammo.

That said, hell of a lot harder to dodge a bullet than a homemade arrow...

 

[SuperFerret]

Staggering undead aren't exactly agile.

 

[Hound55]

If it were to happen and be from a rabies derivative I doubt they'd be staggering.

Well... maybe staggering if I shot them in the ass with an arrow...

 

[E-Man]

If the zombie apocalypse happens I would be that guy with a hammer that somehow survives it all.

 

[Kane52630]

If the zombie apocalypse happens I would be that guy with a hammer that somehow survives it all.

Katana sword > Hammer

 

[Mike_D202]

Why not just wait until Winter, the the zombies would freeze because there's no blood-flow due to them being "undead"

 

[SuperFerret]

If it were to happen and be from a rabies derivative I doubt they'd be staggering.

Well... maybe staggering if I shot them in the ass with an arrow...

If it were a rabies derivative, they'd still be alive, and therefore not zombies.

 

[Hound55]

I'm so confused I barely understand the situation of your hypothetical anymore.

 

[E-Man]

Katana sword > Hammer

You can't use "Hammer time!" as a battle cry with a katana.