New info on Ninja Gaiden 2 in december EGM.

[GFreeman]

Tigh doesn't rhyme with "ram a gun up Marcus' ass and pull the trigger", which is really strange, since that's exactly what he's going to do

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Tigh doesn't rhyme with "ram a gun up Marcus' ass and pull the trigger", which is really strange, since that's exactly what he's going to do

How is he going to do that without the arms Marcus just chainsawed off?

Oh right, he AINT GONNA.

 

[GFreeman]

A chainsaw? So they can use the weapons at their disposal now? Oh, ok then. I guess Galactica just nukes Sera from orbit until nothing is alive. Yeah, how about that?!?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Sera's endured more than that. The whole mountainside is one big reinforced bomb shelter which is the only way humanity survived the Hammer-of-Dawning of the entire planet which is why the whole surface looks like a burned, FUBAR Roman city.

 

[GFreeman]

The hammer of dawn is a pansy weapon, I could stand right next to the blast with no ill effect. It didn't even really burn the grass around it in some cases, even modern artillery can do that. Tigh wins.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

The hammer of dawn is a pansy weapon, I could stand right next to the blast with no ill effect. It didn't even really burn the grass around it in some cases, even modern artillery can do that. Tigh wins.

Pffft. That's merely a plothole.

 

[GFreeman]

It's astounding that Epic found a way to fit plot holes in, with so little plot.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

It's astounding that Epic found a way to fit plot holes in, with so little plot.

What the game lacks in plot, it makes up for in kick-assitude.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Getting back on topic... anyone have links to the scans?

 

[Fenrir]

What the game lacks in plot, it makes up for in kick-assitude.

I just don't get the pea-brains who keep harping on Gears of War for not having some great, moving story. Seems like the very idea of Gears of War being the gaming equivalent of the classic action flicks of the 80s - thin plot, macho characters, cheesy one-liners, big loud action and one hell of an attitude, guess all that went right over their little noggins.

 

[블라스]

He IS a pea-brain!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I just don't get the pea-brains who keep harping on Gears of War for not having some great, moving story. Seems like the very idea of Gears of War being the gaming equivalent of the classic action flicks of the 80s - thin plot, macho characters, cheesy one-liners, big loud action and one hell of an attitude, guess all that went right over their little noggins.

I don't think GFreeman's one who appreciates 80's action flicks. He seems more the "obscure cult sci-fi" type to me. Nothing wrong with that, as long as he's not bashing Predator.

 

[블라스]

Battlestar Galactica.
He likes Battlestar Galactica.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

You have to alter the name, like bASSleTARD: GaLOSERta.

 

[블라스]

Faglestar Suckmyasstica

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Excellent work.

 

[블라스]

Why, thank you.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I really hope this new Ninja Gaiden game's story makes sense. Ninja Gaiden 1's story basically requires the use of time travel and life-revival to work.

 

[GFreeman]

Way more people like Galactica than that steaming pile of a tech demo from Epic. Suck it.

 

[GFreeman]

I really hope this new Ninja Gaiden game's story makes sense. Ninja Gaiden 1's story basically requires the use of time travel and life-revival to work.

It's story was just really japanese. Lots of really weird tentacle women coming from nowhere and stuff.

 

[블라스]

The best stories ever always use time travel and life-revival, don't know them down.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Way more people like Galactica than that steaming pile of a tech demo from Epic. Suck it.

That's just because more people watch TV than those who play videogames. Gears of War unquestionably has a higher market penetration in videogames than
Asstard: ****ing****ica has in TV.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

It's story was just really japanese. Lots of really weird tentacle women coming from nowhere and stuff.

You start off in a 1500's Ninja Village, die, get revived on a space-ship probably 500 years later, open a portal, teleport back to the 1500s Ninja village, then fight THE SAME PERSON YOU MET 500 YEARS AGO.

It makes no sense at all. But marginally more sense than the MGS plotlines.

 

[블라스]

People like **** TV, what can you do?
Edit: Not watch it and be awesome, like me.

Serenity/Firefly ****s all over ******star Galacpricka.

 

[GFreeman]

That's just because more people watch TV than those who play videogames. Gears of War unquestionably has a higher market penetration in videogames than
Asstard: ****ing****ica has in TV.

That's pretty easy to do when the series has yet to have a real game. It has a higher video game penetration than Citizen Kane too WHF