"Newsweek" is secretly covering the zombie apocalypse

[bored]

Everyone go to www.newsweek.com and press Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A enter (yes, the Konami code). The website will change, and all the stories will be about a zombie uprising. I felt that the world needed to know about this.

 

[Prison Mike]

haha. that's cool.

 

[The Geek Vault]

It's the truth!

 

[Watson]

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

 

[Sam Fisher]

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

Why? Zombie children are creepy.

 

[E-Man]

Always remember that you don't have to reload a katana.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

But you do have to sharpen the blade, it's bound to get dull after a while.

 

[TNC9852002]

LOL WUT

 

[Alex The Great]

Good thing I live near the rockies. The Zombies won't arrive for a while. I can run away!

 

[SuperFerret]

Always remember that you don't have to reload a katana.

True, but do you really want to encourage Japan fandom during the end of the world?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

But you do have to sharpen the blade, it's bound to get dull after a while.

Yeah, that's true. But gunshots can be heard for miles. If you've read Walking Dead, you'd know that.

Last thing you want is a herd on your hands.

 

[SuperFerret]

Crossbow/Bow and arrow. Safe distance, easy to make ammo, no sound.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Ah, Aesop...I love how you think Walking Dead's the be all end all of zombies. It's cute really. No homo, though.

 

[SuperFerret]

The Walking Dead takes from Romero's zombies, which IS the be-all, end-all of zombies.

 

[Silvermoth]

You all laughed at me when I made a bomb shelter in my wardrobe for my kitty and myself. Who's laughing now?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm still laughing at you because you basically just signed your own death.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Ah, Aesop...I love how you think Walking Dead's the be all end all of zombies. It's cute really. No homo, though.

Sadly Bill, it's actually just common sense. Zombies are attracted to things by noise. You being the hick you are, you'd shoot every zombie in sight and still be oblivious to the thousands you're attracting with your lil pea shooter.

 

[SuperFerret]

warrant/certificate/paper.

Finish your sentences Aesop.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

warrant/certificate/paper.

Finish your sentences Aesop.

I wanted to leave it as a surprise!

 

[Wolfwood]

How did someone figure this out?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

We had to use Steve as a test subject.

 

[bored]

Poor Steve

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Sadly Bill, it's actually just common sense. Zombies are attracted to things by noise. You being the hick you are, you'd shoot every zombie in sight and still be oblivious to the thousands you're attracting with your lil pea shooter.

In a zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't even use a gun, I'd just run my ass off. Sure, I'd probably die eventually, but just because I'm from the south does not:

A) Make me a hick.
B) A fan of guns.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

A) Yes it doesn't
B) Yeah, well, have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?