No way. Just no way...

[Immortalfire]

Introducing, the Comfort Wipe.

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[Ghostvirus]

Sweet jesus......:facepalm

 

[-Arya-]

 

[Immortalfire]

And yes, it's real. www.comfortwipe.com

:facepalm

 

[Specter313]

:facepalm Are people that lazy? And did they seriously call toilet paper archaic? Wiping your ass doesn't need to be fancy people.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Sad part is this is for fat people who can't reach their ass. JUST LOSE WEIGHT FATTY!

 

[Immortalfire]

And did they seriously call toilet paper archaic?

For real. Guess I missed the memo that TP is out of style.

Wtf?

 

[PWN3R]

For a product this insane, the infomercial wasn't that entertaining.

 

[LiveWire777]

how did we not see this coming

 

[Immortalfire]

That woman who is all "Maintain your dignity"...I certainly hope they paid her $20 billion..cuz that's the only way I'd say a line like that.

 

[Specter313]

For a product this insane, the infomercial wasn't that entertaining.

You mean you didn't enjoy the old broad saying how she normally needs help wiping her crack, but suddenly an extra long stick makes it all better? Where's your sense of fun?

 

[imaperson2]

being a big guy has its advantages?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Baby wipes is the true future of wiping!

 

[Immortalfire]

Baby wipes is the true future of wiping!

Only if you stick em on the Comfort Wipe!

 

[Chewy]

Baby wipes is the true future of wiping!

Terrence Howard? Is that you?

 

[Wiseman]

that'll go great with my back scratcher. Now I have a poll to scratch those hard to reach places on my back while having a stick to wipe those crusty areas of my ass I never can get to

 

[Immortalfire]

You mean you didn't enjoy the old broad saying how she normally needs help wiping her crack, but suddenly an extra long stick makes it all better? Where's your sense of fun?

She must have it pretty rough in life, if she needs help. Dang.

Oh well, now she can maintain her dignity.

:facepalm

 

[Spider-Who?]

.........no words.....there are just no words.....

 

[LiveWire777]

being a big guy has its advantages?

diabeetus?

 

[Immortalfire]

"Being a big guy has it's advantages"

 

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

Does it come with a guarantee that you will be able to clean yourself in just a few wipes or it is free? It would just be a waste of time to put TP on ir each time you wanted to use it. I will just wait for the wet/dry vac attachment that you can hook up to your toilet system to were you can pee or poop standing up.

 

[enterthemadness]

......What is this for? Fat people? Blind people? Even ******ed monkey says this is stupid.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

"Never touch a dirty toilet tissue"... How about not touching the part you wiped with?

 

[Go Web Go!]

No! My buddies and I were actually working on a spoof of all these stupid products using a similar concept! Damn you!

 

[Star]

Stop being so astounded and/or mean, it's clearly for the morbidly obese

You people should be ashamed of yourselves!


Lol