Now Introducing HBO Max Classic

[Still Wynning]

How it felt updating the HBO Max app on my phone:

 

[Pennywise]

HBO Max Continues Global Expansion, Now Streaming in Over 90 Markets

HBO Max, the premier global streaming service from Warner Bros. Discovery is now live in 12 new countries. They are Albania, Armenia, Cyprus, Estonia,

t.co

 

[blueharvest]

 

[MagnarTheGreat]

Warner Bros. Discovery’s Post-Split Companies Will Be Warner Bros. and Discovery

The post-split companies also set their senior leadership teams.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

WBD splitting into two companies.

One is called Warner Bros..
One is called Discovery.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Drizzle]

 

[Lily Adler]

Zaslav just wanted the Turner channels this whole time.

 

[Sithborg]

Wait, why does WB have to keep Zaslav?

 

[Lily Adler]

Wait, why does WB have to keep Zaslav?

He got tired of producing reality trash?

 

[Still Wynning]

Warner Bros. Discovery’s Post-Split Companies Will Be Warner Bros. and Discovery

The post-split companies also set their senior leadership teams.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

WBD splitting into two companies.

One is called Warner Bros..
One is called Discovery.

This timeline has gone so far beyond parody that actual parody seems almost tame by comparison at this point.

 

[Lily Adler]

This timeline has gone so far beyond parody that actual parody seems almost tame by comparison at this point.

2016 was clearly when our universe went off track.

 

[Drizzle]

2016 was clearly when our universe went off track.

Harambe was our anchor being.

 

[blueharvest]

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[blueharvest]

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We can still watch old episodes of the Batman cartoons. For now.

 

[Drizzle]

I really wish it had been Zaslav at that Coldplay concert.

 

[Kane52630]

Exactly why piracy is justified.

 

[OrbOfConfusion]

Nowadays I use HBO Max mostly to watch classic movies, but this is still a nonsensical move, even if the cartoons don't have the amount of views that the studio wants.

Honestly, what was the last sensible decision that Warners made?

 

[Lily Adler]

Nowadays I use HBO Max mostly to watch classic movies, but this is still a nonsensical move, even if the cartoons don't have the amount of views that the studio wants.

Honestly, what was the last sensible decision that Warners made?

Remember the rumors they were thinking of selling off TCM.

 

[CaptainWagner]

Remember the rumors they were thinking of selling off TCM.

I still like to imagine that Marty sent some *friends* to pay Zaslav a visit over that

 

[Still Wynning]

This and PBS shutting down. I weep for the continued dumbing down, increased susceptibility, easy manipulation and preying upon of the current and future generations by MAGA.

This already terrible timeline f***ing sucks and keeps getting worse.