NumbersInName Prejudice is Wrong

[Manic]

Cmill216 is only a mod because of Affirmative Action, anyway.

 

[Sawyer]

Technically, those are letters. You're the Wentworth Miller of NumbersInNames.

 

[SpeterMan3]

Um. Hi.

I'm scared.

 

[Franklin Richards]

3?


Isn't that a magic number?


Yes it is.


Magic is the De-bull.


You SpeterMan3 are the Devil.

 

[SpeterMan3]

 

[Bat-Mite]

Gross. There's even a thread for these "people" to parade this kind of perversion around now? What is this world coming to? Before you know it they will be trying to get our children to do this as well.

Have any of you people ever tried not having numbers in your name?

I think I'll start up a group for ex-NumbersInName people. There IS a cure for this depravity if you just believe.

 

[Shemtov]

My Screen Name is Shemtov and I'm a recovering Numbersinname.
I used to have the SN "Spider-boy2", I put the 2 in Just in case there was already a "Spider-boy" on the hype.
I Changed it to "Thoor Oddinson" (Later changed to Shemtov. Yes, I know my old SN is misspelled. I did it on purpose for reasons outside of this thread's purview) becuse I felt a. "Boy" was too juvenile and b. I was a Numbersinname.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Just remember that becoming Spider-boy2 was a CHOICE. You chose to be a number. You tried to backslide a bit with your "l33t" mispelled name. I know there weren't any numbers in there but I sensed you had number lust in your heart.


Now you can be a productive, contributing, and more importantly --- a MORAL member of society.


Go. Be happy.

 

[Shemtov]

Just remember that becoming Spider-boy2 was a CHOICE. You chose to be a number. You tried to backslide a bit with your "l33t" mispelled name. I know there weren't any numbers in there but I sensed you had number lust in your heart.


Now you can be a productive, contributing, and more importantly --- a MORAL member of society.


Go. Be happy.

No, no, no. You've misunderstood me. I spelled it right then, but now I mispell it for the aforementioned "reasons outside of this thread's purview".

 

[Cmill216]

*applause*

It's been a while since I've spoken on this issue. But since this thread's curious (or is it bi-curious) reintroduction by one Erzengel, I will acknowledge this situation.

When I originally created this thread, I was a lowly forum user just like you. I was angry, upset, and downright frustrated by the fact that no one took me seriously. Part of this was because I was an above average poster at best. But the other half was because of my name.

No one knew what to make of it.

"Cmill? What the **** is a Cmill?"

"216? Is that his zipcode?"

So I started this thread as a means to reach out to those who had persecuted me and my kind. And in the weeks that followed, I began to see a change. Young NumbersInName posters began to stand up and raise their voices proudly, defending their digits with honor and dignity.

And then, the craziest thing happened:

I became a mod.

Reaction to my modship was met with controversy. "How could they make him a mod? What, was Spidey2228334402 not available?"

Even though my name had become red, I still wasn't treated with the respect I had so clearly earned.

It was kinda like that moment in Episode III where Anakin threw a hissy fit because they wouldn't make him a Jedi Master, but they still invited him to join the council, and he was pretty pissed about it, but he was like "F*** it" and just sat down anyway.

But I took their words to heart. One could even say I took a few mental notes. As the haters continued to cry out "Affirmative Action", I kept my head to the ground and kept on digging. Fighting. Knowing one day, this forum could be a better place for my children.

(Not that anyone should want to have my kids, but I digress.)

Three years later, I'm now an administrator.

Things have certainly changed a lot over these past few years. Faces have come and gone. Post quality has fluctuated like T.I.'s freedom. But NumbersInNames prejudice remains.

As my father, Cmill116 once told me, "Son. If I have taught you anything, it's this: if you get a girl pregnant, tell her it wasn't her fault."

And as he also said, "Some traditions never die."

I stand here today as a man whose resolve will never waver. And I will not stop until each and every NumbersInName poster is given equal rights. The right to post where they want to post. The right to start a thread where they want to start a thread. The right to debate Christian Bale's physique anytime they want to debate that man's physique.

Let me be an inspiration to all of you. Because some day you, yes even you, could be an administrator of the Superhero Hype Boards.

God bless The Internet. And no place else.

 

[AlteredEgo]

If ever there was a moment to begin a slow clap, this would be it.

 

[Erzengel]

CMill, save it for February.

 

[Bat-Mite]

*applause*

It's been a while since I've spoken on this issue. But since this thread's curious (or is it bi-curious) reintroduction by one Erzengel, I will acknowledge this situation.

blah blah bluh blah bluh blah blah

Numbers in Name people should get special rights. Blah bluh blah blah blah

Blah blah ad nauseam.

 

[Mee]

CMill, save it for February.

Yeah, talk about your love affair with your dad on Valentine's Day.

 

[Manic]

I have nothing against people with numbers in their names. I just don't want them getting married, teaching my children, adopting their own children, or flaunting their numbers around in public.

 

[Mee]

Numerical Eye For the Alphabet Guy


Weeknights on Bravo

 

[Sawyer]

I have nothing against people with numbers in their names. I just don't want them getting married, teaching my children, adopting their own children, or flaunting their numbers around in public.

Numbers getting married would be a slap in the face to traditional, non-number marriages, and I'm not having any of it.

 

[C. Lee]

I have nothing against people with numbers in their names. I just don't want them getting married, teaching my children, adopting their own children, or flaunting their numbers around in public.

People...we do not need numberist rants like this on here.....please think of the decimals who also post at the Hype.

 

[SuperFerret]

Pfft... there are no decimals. That would imply that numbers are born that way.

 

[Shemtov]

dp...

 

[Shemtov]

Numbers are lazy and greedy and have long User Titles.
They secretly control the hype, scaming hypesters everywere for there sympathy, which gives them power.
One of their greatest scams was the "Great Number Elimination" Were they claimed the mods, headed by the (Now mysteriously missing) admin, Dr. Loathlife (who wrote an anti-numbers book called "Fink, Me Map") , banned six Million Numbers. This is not true,as there were never 6 million SHH posters ever banned, much less 6 million numbers. Also, there was no Dr. Loathlife (or Fink, Me Map). However THEY WANT YOUR SYMPATHY! IT MAKES THEM STRONGER.
BTW, In the past Numbers would make sure a new non-numbered poster was banned every year in the spring so they could distribute his posts among themselves on 72776837 day, a holiday they celebrate at that time.
Also, Recently a (now banned) Number named "Findfamerobe72" was recently caught scaming hypesters.

 

[Marx]

I think some numbered posters are ok...some are not. I've never really had a problem with numbered posters though.

 

[Shemtov]

I think some numbered posters are ok...some are not. I've never really had a problem with numbered posters though.

Really? You can stand there ugly, Long user Titles?
And they tried to make you Mods look bad, with their Great Number Elimination" scam.
Really, I think it's time we make a special Hype Forum for the numbered.
Lettered Power for a Lettered Forum!

 

[Alex The Great]

Yet another Numbersinnamer has become a mod. They're rising, people!

 

[Sawyer]

double post