Oh heavens, I do apologize. I would absolutely hate to make your two weeks here anything less than blissful.
Important to note is that he would go in with the highest ERA of anybody in the Hall. His Wins and K's are good, but not worthy on their own. The only thing that would even get him consideration are the postseason wins, which is already a questionable record because of the expanded playoffs and reliance on the rest of his team.
Bottom line...no, Andy Pettitte is not a Hall of Famer. But he will get hyped for it because, well, he was a Yankee in the nineties. Pretty much all it will take.
Is Hinske even on their roster? Or will they stick with Freddy Guzman for some reason? Either way, with all the left handers, Hinske probably wouldn't be used anyway. Gardner can run. That's it. Cervelli and Molina sure aren't there for their bats.
The Phillies bench looks a lot better.