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[jono11]

Nope, just a thread about penis-plants and how some guy loves them.

Somebody's too insecure in his sexuality to laugh at penis jokes, be they verbal or visual. You never drew a penis on somebody's whiteboard in college? How empty your life is.

 

[04nbod]

name/realname: Acada/ florence jester
Other Current Aliases:none
Current Occupation:florest
Former Occupation:bringer of death and pies
Place of Birth:the tenth dimension of Earth
Known Allies:none- she works alone
Major Enemies:Weed Killer
Height:6 foot
Weight:depends on the planets gravity
Eyes:hazel
Hair:black
Costume Specifications:form fitting
Personal Weaponry:her body
Special Weaponry: as seen in the image
Other accessories:scrunchie, and a darling handbag
Transportation: teleportation

got her power from birth. As a member of the chlodus race she was endowed with superhuman strength and was trained in martial arts. Since being trapped on earth unable to return to her home dimension she has found it hard to fit in. her career in food delivery was cut short when the manager found out she killed those who did not tip. since then she has used her natural affinity with nature to become a prominent florest while helping the innocent in her spare time.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Somebody's too insecure in his sexuality to laugh at penis jokes, be they verbal or visual. You never drew a penis on somebody's whiteboard in college? How empty your life is.

You're right, I should really reevaluate my life and my lack of humor for penises, whether they be verbal or visual. Thank you for showing me the way, Dr. Phallus.