World Official Spider-Man Game(s) Quotes Thread

[MrShifty]

For those of you who love the witty spider-man.

[Spider-Man sees Mysterio for the first time]
Spider-Man: Okay, I'll bite. How *did* the fishbowl get stuck on your head?
Mysterio: Insolent human! You are no match for the power of Mysterio!
Spider-Man: Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterios for breakfast.



Black Cat: Shouldn't you be helping some old lady across the street or something?
Spider-Man: Nah, I already got that merit badge.


Quentin Beck: The laser is overheating? Stupid machine! Work! Work! Come on! Work!
Spider-Man: Problems with your laser, Beck? I hear there are pills for that now.


Spider-Man: Wow! That kink in my back is gone! You're like the world's most dangerous physical therapist!
Shocker: Laugh it up, smart guy!

[after being surrounded by Phantoms, a spotlight shines down on Spider-Man from the S.H.I.E.L.D. ship above him]
Spider-Man: If this day gets any weirder, I may have to scream.
[the spotlight starts to lift Spider-Man up into the sky]
Spider-Man: Yep. That'll do it.
[Spider-Man screams as he's pulled into the S.H.I.E.L.D. ship]

Peter Parker: [saving people from falling off a bridge, Silver Sable helps] Hey, weren't you trying to kill me just a minute ago?
Silver Sable: I was hired to capture you, not harm innocent civilians.
Peter Parker: Aw, your a crazy lady with a heart of gold


[to Rhino]
Spider-Man: Is that a horn on your head, or are you happy to... Oh my God, I am so scared I can't finish my lame joke.


Spider-Man: [thinking Doom killed him] Where am I? Am I dead? Then why does heaven smell like a wet dog?
Spider-Man: [turns his head, sees Wolverine] Never mind...

 

[Silver Spider]

Ultimate Spider-man quips:

[chasing/fighting the Beetle]
Spider-man: You know if I was the Hulk, this would be so over with by now.
Spider-man: Okay, trying to kill me is fun and all....

[fighting the Green Goblin]
Spider-man: Only you can prevent Spider-man fires.
Spider-man: What did the five fingers say to the face? "Slap!"
Spider-man: The fist bone's connected to the, face bone.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Spider-Man: Th Movie game,

(talking to Green Goblin during fight)
Spidey: "Well if you can stand the heat, then get off of that....uhhh...whatever that thing is you're riding on."

 

[Web-Head408]

Spider-Man 2

Spidey: This is the city I protect; New York City. It's my home. My playground. My responsibility.

 

[spida-man]

Ultimate Spider-Man(Spidey VS Beetle)

"Anything in that suit about aiming straight?"

"Are we playing catch? because u suck at it!!"

 

[Jick]

[to Rhino]
Spider-Man: Is that a horn on your head, or are you happy to... Oh my God, I am so scared I can't finish my lame joke.

Spider-Man: [thinking Doom killed him] Where am I? Am I dead? Then why does heaven smell like a wet dog?
Spider-Man: [turns his head, sees Wolverine] Never mind...

looooolz

"Say good night, Gracie"

Venom: "Spidey wuss...come out and plaaaaay!"

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Spider-Man 2

Spidey: This is the city I protect; New York City. It's my home. My playground. My responsibility.

I loved that line in the intro to the game.

 

[spida-man]

looooolz

"Say good night, Gracie"

Venom: "Spidey wuss...come out and plaaaaay!"

It's funny because wen went to rent movies last night and I ended up picking the Warriors lol

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Spider-Man (2000)

Venom: "Parker hates it when I get the drop on him."
Spidey: "I hate it when he gets the drop on me."

 

[spida-man]

Spider-Man (2000)

Venom: "Parker hates it when I get the drop on him."
Spidey: "I hate it when he gets the drop on me."

"where's my wife you symbiote freak?!?!"

 

[Web-Head408]

For those of you who love the witty spider-man.

[Spider-Man sees Mysterio for the first time]
Spider-Man: Okay, I'll bite. How *did* the fishbowl get stuck on your head?
Mysterio: Insolent human! You are no match for the power of Mysterio!
Spider-Man: Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterios for breakfast.

Love that one. Even used it as my sig a while back.

 

[Silver Spider]

Marvel Ultimate Alliance

Spider-man: Hey Mysterio, jeez, it's good to see you. Still got a fish bowl for a head, I see.

Mysterio: You idiot. Why do you think SHEILD has plans for Ultron?
Spider-man: I thought everyone had 'em. I got some this morning in a box of cereal.

Mysterio:But all I care about are these plans. Ultron wants them for the weapon upgrades.
Spider-man: If your Ultron gets weapon upgrades, then my Ultron will want weapon upgrades and that just won't do.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Love that one.

I second that.

 

[Silver Spider]

More of Spider-man fighting the Beetle.

"My point being, that you truly do very much suck."
"Hey, now it's my turn to toss grenades at you."
"Wow, you got the whole crazy, super-villain, upgrade package."

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

More of Spider-man fighting the Beetle.

"My point being, that you truly do very much suck."
"Hey, now it's my turn to toss grenades at you."
"Wow, you got the whole crazy, super-villain, upgrade package."

Lol, great lines. t:

 

[Silver Spider]

Lol, great lines. t:

yeah, Ultimate Spider-man was great with the quips.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

yeah, Ultimate Spider-man was great with the quips.

Yeah, it was. Also, the Spidey2 game had great quips as well.