Oh no... SHAQ's fault- The newest overused catch phrase

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DAMN YOU SHAQ~!

Tell me how my ass tastes...

 

[C.F. Kane]

So... Shaq's coming on to Kobe now? I didn't know he went that way.

 

[The Lizard]

Yeah......I don't see myself using that particular catch phrase.

 

[huskerwebhead]

Did he actually say he was better than Kareem?

And uh...yeah, I won't be using that phrase anytime either. ew.

 

[Darthphere]

I think it's more ridiculous that the sheriff wants his badges back.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I don't see "Tell me how my ass tastes" become a very popular catch phrase, maybe in the gay community, but otherwise, not so much.

 

[Darthphere]

What does that even mean?

 

[C.F. Kane]

He's obviously inviting Kobe to give him what could be colloquially referred to as a "rim-job".

 

[Manic]

Seriously, I think he's telling Kobe to kiss is ass, and then asking how it tastes.

Or maybe Kobe once ate out Shaq's ass. It's hard to tell.

 

[Darthphere]

Seriously, I think he's telling Kobe to kiss is ass, and then asking how it tastes.

Or maybe Kobe once ate out Shaq's ass. It's hard to tell.

But you taste things with your tongue. Unless he frenched his ass, it makes no sense.

 

[jaguarr]

So....Kobe likes to toss a good salad?

jag

 

[rizzo51]

i'm leaning twords the kiss my ass thing, maybe his ass is so flavorful it will marinate Kobe's lips for future tasting

 

[jaguarr]

So, I've been thinking about how Kobe should handle this. I think the best way to do it would be for him to call a press conference, play the part where Shaq says "Tell me how my ass tastes" and then Kobe says into the mic "I have a statement". The then pulls a piece of paper out of his inner suit jacket pocket, unfolds it and reads:

"In response to Mr. O'Neill's inquiry as to the flavor of his own ass, my only suggestion is for him to put his thumb in his mouth like the big baby he is and find out for himself."

He could then opt to leave the press conference with no further questions.

jag

 

[Captain Planet!]

this is the best song ever.

 

[BizarroAids]

Well at least Kobe wouldn't do Ka-Zaam

Really, Shaq needs to give that crap up, and stick to dunking.

 

[jaguarr]

Well at least Kobe wouldn't do Ka-Zaam

Really, Shaq needs to give that crap up, and stick to dunking.

Yeah, but Kobe doesn't know Shaq-Fu!

jag

 

[BizarroAids]

Yeah, but Kobe doesn't know Shaq-Fu!

jag

You've got a point there.

biz

 

[IRON_Lad]

Huh who knew Shaq was still rapping?

 

[Crook]

I don't see "Tell me how my ass tastes" become a very popular catch phrase, maybe in the gay community, but otherwise, not so much.

It's not meant to be taken literally. Guys say "suck my d**k" to other people too, even guys, but everyone knows it's not a gay statement.